World of Venus

Tai Lung: *Unrolls the Dragon Scroll*

Tai Lung: This bitch is blank! YEET! *Throws the scroll*

You’ve wanted to be a Kung Fu master ever since the first movie

On rainy days, you try to master Inner Peace

You have a group of five friends that you call the “Furious Five” and you’re the “Dragon Warrior”

Every time you make a winning move in a game or a fight you say “Skadoosh!”

You’ve replaced “Team Edward” or “Team Jacob” with “Team Tigress” or “Team Song” (TEAM TIGRESS!)

You’re favorite animal has been the panda ever since the first movie

You’ve replaced the holiday Christmas or Hanukah with The Winter Festival

Your motto is “There are no accidents.”

You cried when Master Oogway died

ah yes my favourite member of the furious five 

Like she totally reads as feminine and elegant but at the same time she’s completely buff and animal-shaped like the rest of the characters there aint a tiger titty or Fluff Cleavage™ in sight

And thats how the rest of the animals are treated too?! like the females and males of every species are pretty much shaped the same, besides the peacocks who obviously have males and females looking different. and then the third movie comes out and we’re treated to MEI MEI