venator agent circe

deltarune chapter 5 is a vocal stim pack that comes with a cool game as a bonus

Get a chance!

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

*sees your post, takes cigar out of mouth and rubs forehead* dont make me unfollow you, kid

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

one time i was at my girlfriend's parents' house since i was gonna help her move and for some reason her brother brought up my abundance of minor physical maladies. one of those is valley fever which i have had in my body for like close to four years now even though it doesn't actually do anything to me. well my girlfriend's mom goes like "oh i have something for that" and reaches into a cabinet and pulls out a box of fucking horse dewormer. she looks me in the eyes and in total seriousness says it will cure anything even covid, and big pharma doesn't want you to know about it. then she notices i seem confused and just says "ignore the horse on the box"

We were all locked tf in trying not to burst out laughing. It was a serious moment

crazy that you can meet heterosexual people on the internet. im so used to gay people in my phone. sometimes there are straight people in my phone too. big news if true.