houses of the holy✿

What

Water is one oxygen atom away from being hydrogen peroxide. Take a wild guess at which one will kill you if you drink it…

rememner the episode of icarly when they tried to make a lit up billboard thing on the side of the road and it said PLEASE GO TO ICARLY.COM or something but a bunch of the letters burned out so it was jusg said PEE ON CARL

Am i gonna have to find out that dan Schneider had a piss kink too

So to visit them you must first catch their cat? That is some task for potential suitors in medieval epic poetry shit

Befriend. If the cat doesn’t like you, human inside probably won’t either.

Real life videogame level.

I’VE FOUND THE POST. I MAY DIE IN PEACE

gatorade is cancelled since yall can’t behave.

learning to read was a mistake

the sims 3 baby!!!!!!!!

@yikesoutrageousantics

Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.