Christmas Present
Sasha,
You're illiterate, annoying, violent, utterly useless, complete balls at anything involving a wand. You're grumpy, hyperactive, a terrible listener, you smell of fucking cinnamon (which I hate) and cigarettes constantly, you're stubborn and lastly, your jokes are bloody awful.
But you're a good shag and luckily you're not weak so go to the spot on the map. It's not a death trap, I promise.
This was a heartfelt as Leon could muster also pardon the crap graphics xD And the spot on the map is where he can find some junk.














