KFC 4 Vegetarians

happiness comes in waves, it’ll find you again.

Reminder that someone programed pokemon red into minecraft using redstone and it was completely playable

this one is for retail workers *hits all customers with my honda*

If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?

If I don’t recieve validation every 24 hours I turn back into a pile of dust

the funniest thing to do as an older sibling is to add an ‘s’ onto shit your younger sibling plays. “Oh, you’re playing pokemons? you’re booting up fortnites on the switch? skyrims?” because it’s the closest thing humans have to a rage spell lmao

OP you are missing the power of “the.” As in “the pokey-man” or “the fortnite.” Hell, I just say “the Costco” and everyone around me loses their shit.