I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"

“what if i just straight up break down in class and scare the shit out of ms neo so that she’ll postpone the test?”

“is it too early if i have a breakdown in january?” “its the second week, man.” “i know.” 

“let’s all just collectively skip the national exams, fuck the system!” *aggressive cheering*

in a really choked up voice, “i have rights.”

“what if i become a monk? do monks have to take exams?”

“in this context, what does ‘rapid’ mean?” “FAST AND FURIOUS”

“did y’all do the chem homework?” *collective ‘no’s* “alright, good. nobody be a wimp and do their homework, alright? if we’re fucked, we’re all fucked together.”

“wait, you mean to say that this school still teach fun stuff like music??”

*scandalised gasp* “you stole my circle template’s virginity!” “all i did was hook a finger through one of the holes!” “exactly!” 

“i bought this $2 knee guard just because i want to pretend that i’m injured so that i can sit out of PE.” [slides knee guard on] “i have three consecutive tests after this and lord knows i need all the extra study time that i can get.”

in an increasingly panicked voice, “i can’t just do my lit homework in 30mins!” “well, i did.” “what did you put for characterisation and further analysis?” “i said the protagonist was a fuckboy, and then proceeded to write 3 paragraphs and a conclusion consisting of utter bullshit on why he’s a fuckboy.”

“don’t they call people from Germany, germanese?” said by a top student.

“i think i’m a hermaphrodite.”

“fuck, i hate this. can i just be an escort? or have like 67 sugar daddies?”

in the middle of physics class: “i’m leaving, i’m fucking leaving. i’m going down to the canteen to buy takeouts of 3 fishball noodles. y’all want anything?”

“i want the saddest pepe the frog meme you can find as our class logo.”

The Rowdyruff Boys had two dads and nobody had a problem with it

r u sure

“no writer does anything by mistake, it’s all very strategic”

r u sure

“they use symbolism in everything. for example, a simple sentence symbolises directness and-”

who the fuck are you

when did i follow you

you’re not posting things relative to my interests

but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did

- never really missing your childhood or wanting to go back

- just straight up thinking youre below everyone and have less worth and having that issue so ingrained to your very being that you never even realise how big of an issue it is

Hearing people tell you over and over that “these are the best years of your life” or “It’s all down hill from here” and trying not to cry.

Having to unlearn certain biases because you associated them with the people who bullied you, that you’ve used them as early warnings for the people you need to avoid.

Having teachers telling you to change your behaviour to stop the bullies, rather than telling the bullies to stop their behaviour.

Still having nightmares over 10 years later.

Still avoiding certain area’s because bullies lived there, and they might still live there, and you don’t want to risk seeing them.

“Just ignore them, they’re just trying tying to get a rise out of you.”

Having to resort to recording devices and writing down everything that ever happened in order for teachers to do absolutely anything about it

Bully weeping when having Meeting to stop the bullying.

Bullies using zero tolerance policies to get you in trouble with them, or more than them

Rumors that don’t dissipate after 5+ years and moving schools