Having OCs is the best because all my headcanons for them are confirmed

my favourite ever literary trope is “you want me to be a villain? i’ll show you a villain” that shit gives me goosebumps and given the right context also turns me on

how lovely is it that pets literally don’t care what you look like or what you’ve done because it doesn’t matter you’re just the person they love

girls will say they "know a spot" then take you to the sacrificial altar

girls will tell you "there's this really great place, it's a bit of a walk but it's worth it" then lead you to the middle of the forest and leave you there

did something happen

can i get back to you on that one? i'm kind of being hunted for sport rn

i want to peg his heart 😔❤

me reading any of my own writing: what the fuck are you talking about

First episodes of audio drama podcasts be like what’s up I’m GAY i live in a TOWN and I just saw a GHOST

all women born after 800 AD do is tempt, blaspheme, witchcraft, eat potent herbs to aid in their foul divinations, and lie

hey bro are you okay? i just wanted to check in on you because i haven't seen any lightning flash ominously while a flock of crows flies overhead or heard your menacing evil laugh for the last few days and i got worried. i care about you, dude

Don’t get be wrong axolotls are adorable and deserve the love but I don’t see enough attention for their freaky cave hermit cousins the olm