life and times of vanessa

Omg just found a page from one of the many journals I had when I was in fourth grade. It was entirely to-do lists. There's one column labeled "tasks" and one column labeled "status" (as in complete/incomplete), and it includes the following: practice piano, research Salem witch trials, call Stacy, call Lilly, finish math hw, and plan Rebecca's party.

This is evidence that Olivia Palermo is too perfect for words.

Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes)

I feel vindictive towards College Board for creating such an obscenely long test, and I feel ashamed of having terrible enough posture that my left shoulder is significantly affected by said test.

Summer job applications, I win.

Actual quote from the front page of today's Wall Street Journal