Whats your favorite scary movie?

feel free to change pronouns / wording !

“ i think you have the wrong number. ”  

“ it happens. ”  

“ take it easy. ”  

“ i’m sorry, i guess i dialed the wrong number. ”  

“ wait, wait, don’t hang up. ”  

“ i wanna talk to you for a second. ”  

“ why don’t you wanna talk to me ? ”  

“ you tell me your name, i’ll tell you mine. ”  

“ what’s that noise ? ”  

“ do you like scary movies ? ”  

“ what’s your favourite scary movie ? ”  

“ i like that movie, it was scary. ”  

“ the first one was but the rest sucked. ”  

“ you got a boyfriend ? ”  

“ you wanna ask me out on a date ? ”  

“ i wanna know who i’m looking at. ”  

“ that’s not what you said. ”  

“ i thought we were gonna go out. ”  

“ don’t hang up on me. ”  

“ you _________ again, i’ll gut you like a fish, understand ? ”  

“ is this some kind of joke ? ”  

“ can you handle that ? ”  

“ i am two seconds away from calling the police. ”  

“ you should never say ‘who’s there ?’  don’t you watch scary movies ? it’s a death wish. ”  

“ you’ve had your fun. ”  

“ or else what ? ”  

“ i’m getting scared, i’m shakin’ in my boots. ”  

“ i wouldn’t do that if i were you ! ”  

“ i wanna play a game. ”  

“ here’s how we play.  i ask a question, if you get it right ?  they live. ”  

“ come on, it’ll be fun. ”  

“ we can’t stop now. ”  

“ i’m sorry, that’s the wrong answer ! ”  

“ you tricked me. ”  

“ hey, we’re not finished yet. ”  

“ i heard screaming. ”  

“ close call. ”  

“ it occurred to me that i’ve never snuck through your bedroom window. ”  

“ the exorcist was on, got me thinking of you. ”  

“ see what you do to me ? ”  

“ i appreciate the romantic gesture. ”  

“ my god, you’re just a tease. ”  

“ they’re interrogating the entire school. ”  

“ the killer could easily be female. ”  

“ how do you gut someone ? ”  

“ what are you saying, that i killed them ? ”  

“ i’m gonna gut your ass in a second, kid. ”  

“ scary night, isn’t it ? ”  

“ it’s like right out of a horror movie or something. ”  

“ i like that thing you’re doing with your voice, it’s sexy. ”  

“ oh come on you know i don’t watch that shit. ”  

“ they’re all the same, some stupid killer stalking some big breasted girl who can’t act who’s always running up the stairs when she should be going out the front door. ”  

“ are you alone in the house ? ”  

“ the question isn’t ‘who am i ?’ the question is where am i ? ”  

“ oh yeah ?  well i call your bluff. ”  

“ can you see me right now ? ”  

“ do you wanna die, _____ ? ”  

“ the killer’s here he’s in the house. ”  

“ i didn’t do it. ”  

“ super bitch, you are so cool. ”  

“ he was destined to have a flaw, i knew he was too perfect. ”  

“ it’s never gonna stop, is it ? ”  

“ you’re not so sure anymore, are you ? ”  

“ nice welt, sweetie. ”  

“ this is a mistake, i shouldn’t be here. ”  

“ someone was there, someone tried to kill me. ”  

“ i think it’s time you got over that. ”  

“ i am sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to you and your perfect existence. ”  

“ fairness would be to rip ( your / their ) insides out, hang ( you / them ) from a tree so we can expose ( you / them ) for the heartless, desensitized little shit that ( you / they ) are. ”  

“ homicide is a much healthier, therapeutic expression. ”  

“ you are pathetic. ”  

“ you’re not supposed to be here. ”  

“ i’m so buff i got you covered, girl. ”  

“ you’re such a little lapdog. ”  

“ he’s got killer printed all over his forehead. ”  

“ everybody’s a suspect. ”  

“ how do we know you’re not the killer ? ”  

“ what would be your motive ? ”  

“ whenever he touches me i just can’t relax. ”  

“ sorry, i didn’t mean to scare you. ”  

“ should i be worried ? ”  

“ you wanna play psycho-killer ? can i be the helpless victim ? ”  

“ please don’t kill me mr ghostface, i wanna be in the sequel. ”  

“ first time for everything. ”  

“ i’ve been selfish. ”  

“ this isn’t a movie. ”  

“ only virgins can do that, don’t you know the rules ? ”  

“ there are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. ”  

“ i don’t think you’re that bad. ”  

“ we all go a little mad sometimes. ”  

“ what’s the matter ?  you look like you’ve seen a ghost. ”  

“ did they ever decide why hannibal lecter liked to eat people ? don’t think so. ”  

“ it’s a lot scarier when there’s no motive. ”  

“ now you gotta die, those are the rules. ”  

“ i guess i got a little too zealous, huh ? ”  

“ give me the knife. ”  

“ movies don’t create psychos, movies make psychos more creative. ”  

“ i’m feelin’ woozy here ! ”  

“ uh - houston, we have a problem here. ”  

“ works better without the safety on. ”  

“ i think i’m dyin’ here man. ”  

“ peer pressure, i’m far too sensitive. ”  

“ my mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me. ”  

“ i always had a thing for ya. ”  

“ in your dreams. ”  

“ i never thought i’d be so happy to be a virgin. ”      

from  the  2016  film .  gun  /  shooting  references  present .