why can't i be so cool?

im not a native speaker so everything in english sounds funny to me but few things have been as funny as "fuck it we ball"

"guy who carries a lighter" should be a legitimately recognized and honored role in society

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

the line 'you must fix your heart' kills me because gerard has talked for years about the trap of feeling like you need to be depressed to the point of crisis to produce good material that they fell down. this line, and foundations in general, is in direct response to that mindset; instead of tearing themselves open, foundations is a song about gerard reckoning with healing. it's not about being healed, or wanting to heal; you MUST fix your heart. it's not a suggestion at this point. foundations is a song about shifting away from martyrdom and working towards rebuilding oneself, not in spite of, but alongside one's past.

can I please have context for this

we will track you down no matter what the cost

the bad news is that my mom was sad that her eggplants haven’t been growing; however, it turns out that the reason her eggplants haven’t been growing is because her eggplants were actually spinach. The good news is that her spinach is growing very well. She was also sad that her peppers haven’t been growing either, but it turns out that the peppers were actually eggplant. And I’m happy to report that the eggplant is also growing very well.

OFMD is like such a gay person fantasy like you spend your whole life as some silly little guy who gets mocked at every turn for everything you love and then all of a sudden this really hot person shows up like "YOOO, this shits cool as hell!!" and also they're madly in love with you.