The Barstool Prophet

What is with this constant bullshit?

You wanna hear my sexy ass voice, put that money in my hand:

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Love.

What a stupid fucking high to seek

I was blown away.

Then, this weekend, while she was sitting right next to me, she wrote this poem. I was blown away. In someways it feels like something I would write. She’s nine.

I’ll die knowing that my kids will take a piece of me with them, but also, they’ve given my life definition.

you can fight it if you wish,

we are perverts for the verse,

of course it could be worse

I could write every line about you

trick you into fucking my mind

reality is this

you couldn’t fight it if you wished

the verse has always been a curse

we a perverts for this shit

I need $170 miracle.

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Bacon. lol

Someone please buy poetry or donate to a starving artist?

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Im tired of ramen

rocks are just

hearts cast away

left to bake on

rotted soil over top

hells eternal boil

so remember when you

skip a stone , count the

seconds in increments of

Lonely

When I think

My heart is

beating like a

caution light

underneath a careless black sky

I can hear a litter of kittens

crying, the unmistakable sound of

starving

as my stomach growls I’m

going to cry like a starving

kitten soon,

myself as the caution light

inside my chest knows

soon my choices will be

made in vain

He cracked your back

his sack spit out

a seed

and the next month you didn’t bleed