Boom Pow

Well today was long..

Come here...

  I’m a woman of my word, Malik.

I'll wait to see it in person.

I’ll remember that! But we’ll make sure we never attack you, yeah? At least, I’ll never attack you.

Better keep your promises Reed.

I have no doubt about that! Sneak me onto your tour bus, yeah? We can play so many pranks on the other guys. They won’t know what hit ‘em.

Awe man you would wanna get with Louis on that. He is the prank master after all.

Ah I see, but I just can’t help it, you’ve got some comfy shirts. Because I haven’t seen you in what feels like forever, that’s why you’re not surprised.

We're together now though love. You have me all the time.

Glad to hear it. Hm, that’s debatable… But you guys do have really nice hair. Better than JT’s back in the day anyway.

The best hair ever, plus we're way more fun.

Aw you did? You’re so cute babe. But you might want to start hunting for some then, because I plan on sleeping in one of your shirts.

Of course I did, I know you too well Perrie Edwards. Why am I not surprised?

Aw, that’s adorable. How is everyone? Of course, you’re welcome! Seeing and hearing about you guys make me think of when I was a teen and Nsync and Backstreet Boys were in the hottest boy bands. Good times, good times.

Everyone's good yeah. They are cool but we're the coolest boy band.

I can cook but it’s always nice to find a guy who can too, you know? Ah, you probably get this a lot but, I’m a huge fan.

Good thing I can cook but it's only stuff my mum makes but it is not as good as hers at all. Thanks, we do hear it a lot but it still means loads to us whenever we hear it.

Yes I would have, but now I’m going to end up wearing some shirt you stole from Harry.

Nah, I packed some clothes just for you. That's why I hope the lads have things cause I know my missus likes to steal my stuff.

Can he cook, at least? He told me the other day he wanted to be my personal chef…

I think so but... I don't know I don't like him cook for me though. Hello Crystal, I'm Zayn.

Exactly. Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all night. Really? Do you remember any of his jokes?

All I can remember is that they are awful. Too bad to remember.

Now why didn’t you pack what I told you?

Because I never pack? Plus you would have just stolen all my clothes anyways.