wonderwall

There is just too much and they are all so good! 

Remember that small period of time where directors ran out of ideas for movies and shows? Now we're going to the phase where there are too many to keep up with!

Ellen shoulda nominated me for the Grammy selfie group photo. I’m an excellent photo bomber.

You have the best facial expressions, I agree.

Well today was long..

Aw, are you okay? I heard another really good joke earlier and thought of you!

I’ll wait to see it in person.

If Louis gets you, I'm still considered innocent, yes?

Living the life...

Better keep your promises Reed.

I'm a woman of my word, Malik.

Awe man you would wanna get with Louis on that. He is the prank master after all.

I'll remember that! But we'll make sure we never attack you, yeah? At least, I'll never attack you.

The best hair ever, plus we’re way more fun.

I have no doubt about that! Sneak me onto your tour bus, yeah? We can play so many pranks on the other guys. They won't know what hit 'em.

Oh god, well the rumor is true. That lads jokes are funny, but they’re funny because of how bad they actually are. I promise you. Aw, alright, but you’ll have to tell me more sometime!

Ugh, his cuteness makes up for it, I'm sure of it. I'll ask him to tell me a joke one day. Of course! I'll come to you the minute I learn more jokes. I'm Crystal, by the way.

Everyone’s good yeah. They are cool but we’re the coolest boy band.

Glad to hear it. Hm, that's debatable... But you guys do have really nice hair. Better than JT's back in the day anyway.

Oh he knows babe, I’m always asking him to tell some. Oh my god! I’m actually laughing way too hard at that one.

I hope he doesn't get them from Harry-- rumor has it Harry tells bad jokes. That's all I have for the night. I wasn't prepared for a show, I'm sorry.

Good thing I can cook but it’s only stuff my mum makes but it is not as good as hers at all. Thanks, we do hear it a lot but it still means loads to us whenever we hear it.

Aw, that's adorable. How is everyone? Of course, you're welcome! Seeing and hearing about you guys make me think of when I was a teen and Nsync and Backstreet Boys were in the hottest boy bands. Good times, good times.

I think so but… I don’t know I don’t like him cook for me though. Hello Crystal, I’m Zayn.

I can cook but it's always nice to find a guy who can too, you know? Ah, you probably get this a lot but, I'm a huge fan.