COV Bishes

Thank you for all the love, but I’m going on a mental break for a little bit.

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Katagawa is a thirsty boi.

And Rhys will punch him for it.

Like right in the face.

Rhy’s s/o get’s around 50 Echo-Messages from Katagawa a day.

The messages range from invites to fancy dinners, parties on Katagawa’s pleasure yacht, and positions at Maliwan.

Rhys’ s/o has to block around 30 different Echo-Numbers.

But Katagawa just keeps making new numbers with throw-away Echo’s.

So, Rhys has to make a special Atlas Echo for his s/o that blocks any Maliwan numbers. 

Katagawa just spams anyway. He’s not one to give up easy on things that he wants. Much like the Atlas-Maliwan merger.

Even if he has cute cat cafes on his stupid yacht, Rhy’s s/o will not respond. Even if the cats are so adorable…

No… don’t give into the cat cafes…

Katagawa comments under ever EchoGram post of Rhy’s s/o. And then he makes fun of Rhys’ posts in the comments. 

Too bad EchoGram is partnered with Maliwan, because they both can’t block him.

Maliwan has their grubby hands in everything so it seems.

Rhys starts dressing his s/o in Atlas merch, which pisses Katagawa off to no end.

Atlas sweaters, Atlas sweatpants, Atlas socks… Atlas everything.

Atlas Underwear.

Katagawa then makes a whole fashion line of Maliwan merch. He sends one of every style in Rhy’s s/o size.

Rhys then burns all the clothes Katagawa sent them.

Then throws out the ashes.

Zer0 offers to kill Katagawa for Rhys, which he happily accepts.

Cue Zer0 chasing Katagawa around with his sword while Rhys EchoLives it. 

It gets a ton of hits online. The twins even feature it in one of their EchoStreams. 

Maliwan might be in with the Calypsos, but it doesn’t stop them from laughing at Katagawa getting beat up by Zer0.

Rhys even gets a few hits in there, all while his s/o watches and laughs.

Tips are always appreciated! 

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It’s a very causal relationship, being with Zane.

Bar dates is a very big YES.

Zane loves to drink as much as he loves his s/o, so why not take them to his favorite bar? 

“Darlin’ I love ya, but I also love a good drink.”

Even if Zane is a heavy drinker, he will cut down on it if his s/o wishes him to.

Zane has a lot of nicknames for his s/o. 

Nicknames like, “darling”, “love”, “babycakes”, etc.

Zane can be a very loving guy when he wants to be.

The Flynt’s are a very strange family, and yes they will be coming around for the holidays.

Her s/o better be ready for some crazy holidays, with a lot of drunken brother antics.

But Baron Flynt, and Captain Flynt do approve of Zane’s s/o, and are happy for their brother. 

Due to Zane’s long history of being an operative, he knows a lot of people. Like, a LOT of people.

“Zane how do you know everyone?!”

“I’ve done a shit ton of missions in my time, love.” 

He uses his Digi-Clone do to all the chores he doesn’t want to do.

But it doesn’t do that good of a job, since it’s really only made to shoot at enemies. Not folding laundry.

His s/o doesn’t have the heart to tell him though, because Zane would do a worse job.

Zane can’t even fold pants correctly...

Someone send Zane to a Home Economic class... please...

Zane is extremely handsy though. He loves to snuggle up to his sweet s/o at night.

His grip it extremely hard to escape though. Once Zane wraps around his s/o, they know they won’t be escaping any time soon.

He’s a snuggle monster. 

And he snores a LOT when he sleeps. His s/o is going to have to have earplugs on standby, unless they build up a tolerance for Zane’s loud snoring.

Zane is a heavy sleeper, and is known to roll off the bed.

His s/o usually just throws a blanket over him and calls it a night. 

If it’s the holidays, his s/o better prepare for all three Flynt brothers to come sleeping over, and snoring.

Tips are always appreciated! 

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Moze’s s/o being an engineer is an amazing perk.

The two love to tinker together, usually on Iron Bear.

It’s an idea of a date for the both of them, and the two enjoy the company while tinkering around.

After a pretty brutal battle, Iron Bear needed some love and care. AKA, some major repairs.

Moze’s s/o was more then happy to get to work on Iron Bear, fixing whatever damage the COV managed to do. 

Some internal issues needed to be addressed and fixed as well, not that it was a problem for Moze’s s/o.

If anything, they were more then happy to help their adorable girlfriend with their mech!

Besides, who wouldn’t want to be able to tinker with Iron Bear?!

Moze would grab some snacks and drinks while their s/o tinkers with Moze’s mech.

Iron Bear gets a few upgrades from Moze’s s/o, mostly protection upgrades. Her s/o doesn’t want her Moze getting hurt!

Moze likes to feed her s/o as they work. Usually sweets or salty foods. Mostly junk.

Since her s/o is such a good engineer, Moze asks for all sorts of crazy upgrades.

“Okay, but how about a skag gun?”

“Moze... babe...”

It’s usually something wild though. A few of Moze’s requests are practical, though.

Usually after a tinkering/upgrading session, Moze and her s/o will get into some comfy clothes.

Then a snuggle session will occur. Usually by watching the latest EchoNet movie or maybe re watch some older movies. 

Moze’s is extremely grateful for her s/o and their skills in engineering. They really do a lot for Iron Bear.

Tips are always appreciated!

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Tyreen. Is. Hella. Impressed.

But. Also. Hella. Jealous.

Her s/o may not be a siren, but they’re something else just as amazing as a siren! Maybe even cooler...

Tyreen always wants to see her s/o use her abilities. She wants to see it in action!

Will beg her s/o to use her shadow abilities to sacrifice the offerings to her. She gets a kick out of it, honestly.

Her s/o prefers not to kill with their abilities, but will do Tyreen’s bidding when she asks.

They just can’t say no to her cute gremlin face.

“Can you make shadow puppets into little shadow monsters?”

Tyreen likes to show off her own abilities, and may get a bit competitive with her s/o and their shadow powers.

Her s/o better not steal her spotlight though, Tyreen has an image to upkeep, and her s/o’s powers can overshadow her own.

It’s really not Tyreen trying to be mean or rude to them, but she is the one and only God Queen.

But besides the worry of upstaging Tyreen, her s/o prefers to keep their powers a secret.

They prefer to keep it on the down low. Some people don’t take to their powers well.

Troy thinks it’s rad as hell though. He’s always asking to see their shadow abilities.

Tyreen gets a bit jealous, then has to blow something up to prove her dominance. 

It’s just a Tyreen thing.

Using their shadow powers to reach objects that are out of Tyreen’s reach. It happens more then someone would think.

The shadows also come in handy when cooking, and multitasking. 

They’re also really useful for picking up hot objects. Pretty much the prime cooking partner really.

Tips are always appreciated! 

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Troy’s s/o is disgusted.

Troy’s s/o is revolted.

Troy’s s/o wants to throw up.

Tyreen is on the s/o’s side.

“Babe it was just to seal the deal...”

“Oh yeah okay! That’s disgusting Troy!”

His s/o is no where near happy with Troy, and now they’re forced to see Aurelia. Great.

They can barely keep their anger inside when they lay eyes on the stupid ice queen that fucked their Troy.

It’s really awkward. 

Even Tyreen can’t lighten up the mood between all four of them. Which is a BIG problem.

Aurelia picks up on the mood instantly, and kinda likes all the friction and anger she has caused between the God King and their little pet.

Troy feels extremely uncomfortable with everyone.

Tyreen and his s/o are pissed.

Aurelia is smug as fuck.

It’s just a LOT of raw emotion.

“Oh so you’re the little pet?”

Troy’s s/o is visually shaking from the anger alone.

Tyreen almost has to hold them back from tearing Aurelia into a million bloody pieces.

Then his s/o opens their mouth...

Tips are always appreciated!

Warning: Gore, Violence, etc

Trashagawa is a babe tho 

Tips are always appreciated! 

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Katagawa is kinda a jerk to everyone. Well, almost everyone.

To his s/o, Katagawa can be extremely romantic when he wants to be. 

From lavish dinners, secret getaways, and expensive gifts, Katagawa can really turn up the charm when he wanted.

But he’s not perfect by any means. He has a bit of an, obsessive side. He’s already obsessed with Rhys, and obsessed with Maliwan.

Katagawa is obsessed with his s/o as well... but in a good way.

Yes, Katagawa is a bit, yandere-ish, but he’s just so in love with his s/o. 

He could never hurt them though.

Maliwan is very important to Katagawa, and hopefully his s/o will love the company as much as he does.

His s/o gets to go to many fancy business parties though, since Katagawa is a bit of a social light.

Katagawa’s s/o lives a lavish lifestyle with him, thanks to Maliwan of course.

Anything his s/o could ever want, he can give to them. 

The fanciest clothes, the most priceless jewelry, anything they can dream of, Katagawa will give them.

Katagawa likes to take trips in Zanara. 

The cat cafes on Zanara were built for Katagawa’s s/o, since they adored cats so much.

Katagawa won’t admit it, but he loves cats as well.

His s/o will have to sit through Katagawa’s many rants about Rhys. But he does honestly appreciate his s/o listening to his ramblings.

He often treats his s/o after they sit through another Rhys Rant. Usually to a nice dinner, and show.

Katagawa loves to show off his s/o. He sees them as something truly amazing and wonderful. Why wouldn’t he show them off?

Dinner dates are often, since Katagawa prefers to eat out. Yes, to show off himself and s/o. But also because he sucks at cooking, and is too proud to admit it.

Shopping dates are also very frequent. Katagawa loves to shop, and will pick out outfits for his s/o. 

If his s/o wears the outfits he picks out for them on a date, he will be the happiest Maliwan executive.

Oh god when Katagawa proposes to his s/o...

It will be a HUGE affair. 

Fireworks, music, cats, the whole works.

Ohhhh my god this is so cute I love himmmmmmm

Tips are always appreciated! 

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Troy is only vulnerable for his s/o. 

One of his biggest insecurities is his missing arm. 

Sure, he hadn’t had a second arm his whole life, he was use to it. His prosthetic worked fine, but he didn’t like using it all the time.

On his days off, he prefers not to wear it. It’s extremely heavy, and pulls on his back a lot. 

Troy only takes it off around people he really trusts, which is just his twin Tyreen, and his s/o.

But just because he’s comfortable with taking his prosthetic off, doesn’t mean his not insecure about his missing limb.

He’s not extremely vocal about it either, but his s/o picks up on immediately. They know something is off.

After a little questioning, Troy opens up to his s/o with his whole heart since he trusts them so much.

“It’s weird... I look weird, s/o. I look like a monster... one arm monster...”

He just feels a bit useless without his other arm. Sure, he hasn’t had a second limb since birth really, but it’s upsetting. No prosthetic can make him feel normal really.

Sure his big prosthetic arm is more of an aesthetic choice for his God-Like character, but it doesn’t really make him feel normal.

Despite his ramblings, his s/o listens intently. They really want to help their boyfriend.

Troy’s s/o offers support, love, compassion. 

They may not understand what it’s like to be missing a limb, but sure know that it doesn’t make Troy any less important to them.

He’s still just as attractive to them, with or without an arm. 

After hearing that, Troy feels a lot better about his missing limb. He still is a bit insecure about it, but he appreciates his s/o’s support.

Tyreen doesn’t even tease Troy about his missing arm. Even the crazy God Queen understands boundaries.

When Troy is editing on a comfy day (aka no arm day), he often asks his s/o to hit certain keys for him. For their help, he often shares the credit with his s/o. 

Editing by Troy & s/o

Troy is extremely proficient in using only one arm, and it’s kinda scary.

For how well he works with one arm, Troy shouldn’t be as upset over having one arm as he is.

Even with his s/o’s support, he still is very insecure about it.

But Troy’s s/o support means a LOT to him, and helps him overcome his insecurities. 

Tips are always appreciated!

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Jack. Was. Furious.

His sweet Angel, dating a siren! A Crimson Raider Siren!!

No no no no, Jack will NOT allow it! 

His sweet baby girl is not allowed to even think about her siren s/o. No way, no how.

Angel and her siren s/o have other plans... with help from Maya and Lilith of course. 

Sirens stick together! And Maya and Lilith are too investing in shipping Angel and her s/o. They have to help them.

Lilith and Maya often sneak Angel and her s/o out of Hyperion to go on dates, while distracting Jack somehow. 

Surprisingly, it works very well. 

For a while, at least.

Jack catches on at some point, which makes everything a lot more troublesome. For everyone.

Jack is even more pissed off. How can some icky, bandit siren even breathe near his sweet Angel?!

Now he’s packing, and ready to shoot down any bandit that comes near Angel.

So Jack did shoot Angel’s s/o in the back when they tried to visit her. And Angel was PISSED!

Which scared Jack a little bit. Angel never looked so angry! Angry Angel is a scary Angel.

It was scary for everyone, and after a very long talk, Jack is forced to accept Angel’s siren s/o. Or else Angel would be really upset and Angel doesn’t deserve to ever be upset.

So Jack was forced to accept Angel’s siren s/o, despite being a bit salty about it. He’s an overbearing father, and doesn’t want to share his little Angel with anyone.