VAUDEVILLIAN PERSONAL

The “wtf is wrong with you” one : will say weird things and try to make it pass as a joke/honesty, sometimes, he says negative things about himself (I don’t know why). A list of some of the best ones that I've encountered : “ I want to meet people directly at my appartement, maybe 30min every day, I don’t really want to talk. I am pretty busy. I’m not creepy, I am just a man with needs.” (he has no picture of himself). “I’m not a nice guy, I'm a storm and a heartbreaker” (yeah sure), and last but not least, my favorite one : “ I’m a serial killer. I love to laugh in my spare time.” yes, hilarious Jordan, I'm calling the police.  The one who thinks he’s a semi-god : this one is the worst in my opinion, his bio is some kind of a sexist checklist « must be kind, love the same music as me, smart, not too superficial, pretty, and most importantly, have a sense of humour ». A variant is the one who will make you earn points like he’s some kind of price at a theme park « +10 points if you listent to this artist, +10 points if …. ». No one wants to win you, calm down. 

the “different” one a.k.a the “nice guy” : I've encountered more of them in real life but there’re also pretty active on tinder, their favorite movie is pulp fiction, they listen to the arctic monkeys or “underground” rappers, they wear beanies and vans, they like poetry and they’re sensitive but also they are tough strong men but also they’re just human, they don’t like “superficial” girls with snapchat filters (but they are not judgmental), will send you bad poetry, tell you that you’re “not like the other girls”, think that they’re smooth, aren't.