vertigo

CW: Harm to Children

“You’re pretty cool!”

In the end it became the hallmark of my character that while I was good at everything else Druids should be good at, for some reason wildlife universally Hated me So So Much. I couldn’t so much as look at a raccoon without starting a fight. But I was also in denial, so my party would see me approaching an animal and get into position to rescue me immediately when it went south, which it always did.

Please join me in sharing your favorite Taliesin moments. I’ll start!

his uncannily realistic crow noises

his esoteric knowledge of things like The Secret Garden musical and the Men with Plants calendar

His face journeys during Sam’s ads

“Yours was the face I saw when murder entered my heart.”

but also “Life needs things to live.”

designing Molly to purposefully mess with cosplayers

entering the Mind Palace during Narrative Telephone

that time he cut Erika Ishii’s hair on G&S

pour one out for Wednesday Club and Gather Your Party

The Owlbear. Just…the Owlbear

“Nine women can’t make a baby in a month!”

Caduceus’s commitment to reminding people of their buffs - “With a d4!”

That one time on Talks when Brian and Liam hugged Taliesin while he did the Caduceus voice

“Your secret is safe with my indifference”

Percy’s vows

that all of his characters are idiots who think they are brilliant, but that they are all different flavors of that character flaw

that one Talks episode where he went on a deep dive on sky burials leaving the whole studio stunned and impressed

the adventures of the golden snitch d20 

this twitter thread

this tweet

how open he is about his tremor 

the absolute rawness of his improv. nobody comes up with one-liners the way he does. not even matt. not even liam. 

when he did a little dance to an ice cream truck song with marisha

that he called his gun “Bad News” because “nothing travels faster”, and that he made the word to activate the Iron Bands “Manners”

similarly: that the initials of Molly’s name came from him feeling eMTy

how he freaks out whenever someone else at the table does something truly wild