Whaddup

it all began when i was the only girl who could not do the cup song.

i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.

I love how the big picture world-building of true blood is like yeah what if vampires were real and we knew about them? how could we fit their existence into the constitution? how would this affect infrastructure to accommodate their participation in society? what stance would religious organisations take on them? how does their fight for civil rights sideline and appropriate other minority movements? how do capitalist institutions capitalise off them as a new group of consumers? what kind of technology would humans develop to protect themselves? how would the arms industry transform to supply weapons against these new threats to human safety? what does their visibility mean to the privacy of other secret supernatural groups? but then the most immediate issue at hand in this new reality is instead, of course, what happens if you fuck one of them?

we did have a bleak period where people making vampire art were perversely afraid of blood but true blood????? they got it. we’re sipping it we’re stealing it we’re drinking it from the source we’re covered in it we’re licking it off each other we’re fucking in it we’re fucking on it we’re fucking about it we’re microdosing with it we’re exploding into it……… they missed many a point on that show but they got the spirit

I've grown so tired of negative people. ''i dont like this'' ''i dont like that'' 'this sucks''. THEN WHAT DO YOU LIKE????? Honestly. Some people are just determined to hate everything and be miserable

When riding dick, something's got to bounce up and down. Maybe it's cock and balls, maybe it's boobs, but for a lucky few, it's both.

If I’m out / don’t have access to a charger and my phone dips below 25% I have to treat it like five nights at freddy I need to conserve this shif or im getting shoved into a murder fursuit

I have to get gayer