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Sometimes I think about how we will never be able to truly explain the concept of Bill Nye the Science Guy to anyone outside America.

#bill nye the science guy #Bill Nyeee the Science Guy #BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!#BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!!!!!#~inertia is a property of matter~#very American things #lol #funny #hahaha

Hey Europe where should we move whenever we have to inevitably flee America?

Asking for a friend

#so fun #so free #totally #not at all totalitarian #usa #America #help us

Context in musicals changes so much

Like, you thought this song was chill but then you see the show and realize the guy singing is a total bitch

Or; wait a minute this happened here? What the hell man

Oh shit they fuckin DIED!

Wait there are THREE people singing this song??!

#Dear Evan Hansen fr fr #musicals #musical theatre

I like to sing songs to myself when they’re stuck in my head. And usually that’s nice but the problem is I’m at work and that song is Violet by Waterparks.

#that song is not one you can just sing around customers lol #Waterparks #violet #this ain’t misery but I’d break your knees to keep you here with me

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I have watched the pilot episode of Lost.

This is a steep rabbit hole and I can feel myself right on the edge of it, looking down at all the mysteries that lie within.

One wrong move and I’ll fall…

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I think I’ll watch another episode,

…

……….

I cannot express how strongly I can FEEL myself getting sucked in to this. Like it is a tangible feeling. Some force is pulling me back to the couch, wanting me to fall headfirst down a rabbit hole so steep it’s more like a slide.

#rabbit hole so steep it’s like a slide #lost #tv series #I kid you not this show is pulling on my soul #yearning me to return and get more #More #MORE!!!!#omg this is gonna be a problem

I have watched the pilot episode of Lost.

This is a steep rabbit hole and I can feel myself right on the edge of it, looking down at all the mysteries that lie within.

One wrong move and I’ll fall…

#lost #tv series #rabbit hole so steep I could lose my mind if I fall

Started watching Lost. All these years I thought the polar bear showed up in season 2 or 3 but nope.

Pilot episode.

#lost #polar bear #tv series

Three questions to accurately determine someone’s level of fame.

1) Have they headlined a stadium show?

2) Have they done a world tour to at least 3 continents?

3) Can they safely go to a Target?

#that last one is really accurate actually #celebrity #fame #concerts #Target #I guess

I just heard someone refer to ice as “crispy water”

#I am questioning #everything

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Everyone before they move back to school:

Alright just let me loot my parents’ house real quick

#university #uni #college #steal every last bit of food

I LOVE knowing all the gossip, but I HATE not being able to tell anybody about it

#I need to spill the tea to someone else #but they all know the person #and this (technically) isn’t their problem #BUT I NEED TO SPILL!!!

I hate overthinking, and I hate that there are so many things to overthink about.

#so many thoughts… so little time #overwhelmed af #and the fact that I spent all day studying for a 68 doesn’t help either

So today I found out that someone we met at the beginning of last year and briefly hung out with tried to literally KILL their roommate and a friend that was staying with them!

Just out of the blue, tried to strangle them with his bare hands.

And that’s why we haven’t seen them around campus.

Because there’s a warrant out for their arrest in the state of Texas for two counts of attempted murder.

…

Wild day

#wtf #I mean I am surprised but I’m not shocked #he was kind of unhinged #not in the cool way but in the weird way #and not in the cool weird way but the “Oh… that’s.. interesting’’ way

Current mood: I don’t wanna but I am anyways so you should be proud of me

#I don’t wanna #but I need to #and I’m doing it #so be fucking proud of me

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I realized yesterday the movie theatres and roller skating rinks are basically the same thing but one is active and the other is passive.

It’s weird to think about but it actually makes sense???

#movies #roller skating #I mean I’m not wrong #movie theatres #skatiums #roller rinks #they are equal in many ways

My roommate brought this picture to college so NATURALLY this is what we do with it.

#college #funny #meme #optical illusion #eyes #art #dorms #roommates #we’ve been laughing about this for 30 minutes now

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