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“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

“that character is irredeemable” god i hope so. i hope they get worse

*kicks my feet playfully whilst lying on my front and lining up my sniper rifle*

John Carpenter's The Thang

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

thinking about the time I made a post saying I was watching American Psycho and some overactive good citizen came sprinting from the woodwork to go "make sure you remember that the book was written by a gay man and the movie is directed by a woman and it's not glorifying Patrick Bateman!!!" yeah cheers man I was def going to go start killing people with an ax if you hadn't said that

mostly thinking about this because I'm currently reading Fight Club. can't wait to base my entire worldview off of this, the narrator seems like he really has it together

Is there anything he haven't wear yet

a condom