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“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

“that character is irredeemable” god i hope so. i hope they get worse

Genuinely one of my favorite lines in all of media is Barry in the Alan Wake DLC saying "I have several lawyers on speed dial because I never know when you'll get into trouble. You know who needs that Al? Gangsters and assholes. And you're not a gangster because They MAKE MONEY!"

Though ironically the "don't forget you're here forever" sign would go really hard in the Dark Place

sunday evening dont trust yourself hold the line

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