Eli's Nest

IKEA used to make a series of desktop items based on ancient art including Easter Island paperweights; Stonehenge cup holders; and a Sphinx tape dispenser. Sadly, the line was discontinued over controversy involving the Sheela Na Gig pencil holders.

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

Used to be able to have fun on the internet now all the websites are after my identity like the devil is after my soul

Hi. Im the baby carrot thats withering away on the bottom shelf of your fridge. I could have been a treats for a little rabbit creature. And now? Mold is only thing that eats me. Do you love being selfish

really love keeping up with my mutuals through their little tags and vent posts. getting updates on how they’re doing is something like: glad to know your job at the library is going well. i’m sorry you haven’t gotten that raise. glad your finals went well. i’m sorry your teacher is so unhelpful. glad your tv show got renewed. i’m sorry they killed your favorite character. glad that you scored tickets to see your favorite artist. i’m sorry they aren’t touring near you at all. glad your cat is doing well. i’m sorry your mom is sick again. glad you’re feeling better now that it’s your favorite season. i’m sorry your meds aren’t working. glad you’re married now. i’m sorry you have to step back for your mental health. glad you’re still here. i’m sorry life is so hard. glad you’re alive, i hope things get easier for you soon

the beauty of gming games is that it gives you the wonderful feeling of looking at someone who just described something risky and saying "are you comfortable rolling that as a 50/50, all or nothing then?" when, scary framing aside, that's already roughly what the roll would have been anyway

one hundred hours spent thinking of frightening and exciting new ways to say "if you lose, you will lose, but if you win, you will win"

:/

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

I am genuinely so fucking stupid. I was reading this book where a bunch of people have to pass a logic puzzle in order to survive, and I was like "why are they all dying?? the answer is obviously the third goblet from the left!" yeah.....that was not the answer. I would've died in this book, and I would've been SO publicly smug before I did. like giving people the finger, smirking, etc. this sucks.

ugh of course he has two mothers. they just had to make it woke. and one of them's made of cloth and the other wire too. sick of this forced diversity bullshit

Hi folks, I have a new question. Tell me your favourite animal or animals, please! You can even tell me information about them :D