hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry

i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings

hey op where did you see the buildings

where are the buildings op

so when are men gonna realize that women aren’t complicated and we’re actually just normal people and it’s men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?

i have no idea how to reply to this cause it’s simply just the funniest thing i’ve ever read and nothing will ever top it

I love how none of the things he stated are indicative of emotional depth or an interesting personality

Id like 2 learn how to build a house that would be a neat skill to have

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

the floor of mt dew and gatorade brings out a whole ‘nother level, we just know this dudes mother fucking life story.

“god i wish that were me” except his eyes are glowing with unimaginable power and he says “god wishes he were me”

I kin

riverdale is like if twin peaks was written by a bot that was only allowed to use phrases taken from buzzfeed articles

Cause it’s Blackface

Hell, he probably played Mercutio the first time Shakespeare did the play.

sometimes it’s better to sit on the floor even if the bench is close by

also it’s not a metaphor i just enjoy sitting on the floor