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nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

so funny how the older u get ur like how the fuck on gods green earth did people used to manage all th- ahhh.. i need one of these wives everybody keeps talking about..

"how was X so successful and productive and achieving?" wife feeding and clothing and cleaning and shopping and parenting for them and also probably booking appointments and personal receptionist work. AND stimulant abuse. and shes supposed to suck you off whenever. id kill him too #feminists

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

A gar of gold… 42 garats…

That looks like 1 carrot to me

if i do something wrong they kill me