give me all the dogs. please

sends you a package in the mail taped shut with this

@sarahcakes613 @jillypups @vanillalu @sassyeggs74 🍝🍝🍝🍝

i leave my mark wherever i go (loose strands of hair)

It’s like that mafia crew that made a pizza joint as a front but their pizza was so good they just went legit

Sorry I can’t hangout tonight I’m due to descend into madness

“Pants were invented for men” not according to my ancestors.

Okay but like based on genital structure, it would actually make sense for mean to wear skirts and women pants, why are we even talking about logic

the scottish did it right

The Scottish did it to hide more knives

The Scottish did it right

getting screamed at diminishes my performance too, u ain’t special

Reblog if getting screamed at diminishes your performance

This villain is so awful. So mean and evil. Absolutely horrid. But I wanna give them a kiss.

That's it. I'm gonna go and kiss the evil villain.

Help bestie I've been kidnapped

kinda insane how $10,000 would change my life but it’s just a new coat for some people. really out here living different lives

Yeah I’m chilling out I’m vibing but in a scared way

I’m laid back extremely uncomfortably

can i show you guys the funniest friggin. palm tree

yes

what the fuck

that's a silly straw