weird as fuck

Happy Birthday to the love of my life. I don’t think that I can even put into words how much you mean to me. How important that you are to me. The first time you came into my life was 2011 and I knew back then that you were something special. As you know, we were both involved with different people back then and we went our separate ways. You were always in the back of my mind somewhere. Then thanks to Nerve, you were brought back into my life at the right time and now I never plan on letting you go. You are my everything, my obsession, my future wife. I love you. Happy Birthday. @emmqroberts

[text]: Sure, I think Chanel could be Madison without the witchcraft. I think Madison might be a bit more evil. On the second thought, Chanel did kill the maid without any remorse.... maybe Chanel is more evil. Eh, who knows. Maybe it’s all connected. Ryan Murphy is a genius like that. [text] I’m used to it ;).

[text]: Hmm, well I think that Harry and Art will definitely be jealous. For you, though? I think that I can make them understand.

It’s busy. Lots of paperwork.

Oh I don’t plan on being off the market anymore. I’m happy with my little family.