ever notice how men criticize games like animal crossing and stardew valley on the basis of “the entire game is just doing tasks” without recognizing that “kill bad guy” is also just a task but violent?

”it’s so boring all you do is talk to people and do tasks so you can buy new things” yeah and all you do is press a bunch of buttons to kill people so you can buy new things? perish

my activity page has not known peace since i made this post i have hundreds of insufferable gamers crawling up my pant legs now but luckily i have a secret up my sleeve… i too am a gamer man. im immune to the gamer venom   

This has the same energy as that post that’s “Red Dead Redemption is just Barbie’s Horse Adventure with violence”.

idk if this still goes around but I posted this several years BCE (before covid era)

“get his ass” is such an inherently funny phrase

That's not how it works

i dont fucking care

when your cat licks his paw…and then rubs his head with the paw…wow…that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

Lost it at the rock's tweet

I’m not sure which is funnier. Stanley Tucci saying that Ryan Reynolds is a sexier bald man than Prince William when he has a full head of hair, or Stanley Tucci saying that TILDA SWINTON is a sexier bald man than Prince William.

Judith Beheading Holofernes (1620) by Artemisia Gentileschi

Uh....australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

Uh...white south African here. Neither do we lol

uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

hags on tumblr we should unionize

kind of a milf. reblog

hello?

yknow i am just saying i think life would be a lot better and id be a lor better at these experiments if there was a scientist administering the juice reward. like whats stopping me from just drinking it allnow

im just saying if you want me to respond to stimuli maybe dont also give me control over the juice reward :-/

i forget about this post every time and every time it crosses my dash im just smacked with it again