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Joy and whimsy detected! Helen From My Work is joyful and whimsical!

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Their expressions are killing me😭
I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare
Me opening up the half-finished draft of my ‘narratively creative’ Conclave fanfic:
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Ever since they’d brought up the concept of children, Rumi had dreamt of weaving.
It was always the same dream. Her and her girls, beneath the Seonangdang, dressed in hanboks, the Honmoon dancing around them as they sung lullabies in three part harmony, threading through her fingers as they fed it into a loom, weaving...something.
What was weirder is that all three of them kept sharing the same dream.
"Maybe we're performing maintenance in our sleep?" Zoey had suggested, "That's what dreams are anyways, loading screens while our brains sort out the day's events,"
"But that's before you add magic into the equation," Mira countered, "Did Celine have anything to say?"
Rumi shook her head, "There are a lot on dreams in the records, even shared ones, but nothing of substance. The shared ones were just a byproduct of the Honmoon connection,"
"But why did we only start dreaming together now?"
Rumi shrugged, helpless.
"Maybe we're overthinking things," Mira sighed, pressing kisses to their foreheads, "This is all Honmoon nonsense and we need to wait for it to make sense,"
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So the dreams continued, on and off through months, throughout appearances on variety shows where Mira was a standout with children, throughout trips to California where they'd spend time with Zoey's niece and nephew, days spent with children, nights weaving together the Honmoon, mornings spent with songs on her lips and a deep, deep want in her heart.
Then, one night, they finished, and Rumi snapped awake to the fading glow of the Honmoon.
Mira and Zoey roused beside her, looking about as flabbergasted as she felt.
"What-,"
A whine suddenly cut through the room.
An infant's cry.
The three of them scrambled to the edge of the bed, and looked down.
A baby looked up them, swaddled in a patterned cloth the shimmered like the Honmoon.
"WHAT THE-,"
The baby whined, cutting off Zoey's words, and Mira swooped down, collecting the baby into her arms.
"Rumi, Rumi she has patterns,"
She pulled aside the blanket, pointing out dark markings criss-crossing her arm and cheek, like patterns, but softer, rounder, like strings of the Honmoon.
"The dreams," Rumi whispered, "Weaving, oh fuck,"
Zoey let out an insane little giggle, "Oh my god our yearning created a child. Are, are we moms now?"
The words settled over the three of them like a blanket, Mira rocking the child, humming a now familiar lullaby.
"Yes," Rumi declared with an insistence that surprised even her, "Yes, we can be her moms. Wait, it's a girl, right?"
"Yep."
"Okay, okay we can be her moms, but I think we should call Celine first,"
//wheeze//
Kind of imagining the call to Celine going like;
"Okay so I need you to be, like, not upset and to keep an open mind okay??"
Which is pretty much the exact thing Rumi shouldn't have said because Celine immediately responds with a stressed, "Rumi, what did you do?"
"What makes you think I did anything!? I didn't do anything! I didn't know we were making a baby!"
And there's just this long silence before Celine goes, "Kang Rumi what do you mean you made a baby. Who is this 'we' you speak of?"
everyone be niceys to him or she’ll blow this whole antarctica up
*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer
Put this in the comments but it needs to be said here too. I am so mad D20 did unsleeping city before Mamdani was mayor. Can you fucking imagine.
so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.

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FINALLY FINISHED THIS DRAWING sorry its late, my bad, anyway,, YAAAYY FAMILYYY!!!!
"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s
Love that Ryland Grace is the opposite of so many male protagonist "heroes" in media and yet he's still so incredibly brave, resilient, and strong. That flimsy little science teacher saves the day.
But he also,
Throws fits when things don't go his way. Not a "I'm a bad bitch" destroying everything-type fit, but tossing a trash can, breaking a screen-type fit.
Cries. A lot.
Pleads. He begs.
Doesn't answer the call to action.
Shows weakness. Being a coward and being fearful are two things he defines himself with.
Doesn't end up with the girl. In fact, that girl isn't even interested and he isn't, either.
Cherishes friendship over a romantic plot or something stereotypically brave like, "I'm going to save Rocky so I can save his world." No, he wants to save his friend, first and foremost.
Squeaks. He squeals. He screams, loudly and very high pitched. He whines. He complains. He physically struggles to open a jar. He's clumsy as hell. He makes some of the least graceful noises one can make.
Is not afraid to be the primitive species lowkey.
I love him and everything he stands for as a male protagonist. Men need to know that they can be just like Ryland Grace and still be just as much of a hero and a man.
Big fan of college party animal Ryland “it’s been a long time since I took a pill from a stranger without knowing what it was” Grace who is a notorious menace.
Big fan of high academia Dr Ryland “will call you a staggering waste of carbon” Grace who is a short tempered, egotistical, and kind of a jerk.
Big fan of how Ryland Grace can be both these things but while still having his same fundamental personality as a good person and wet cat.
Big fan of how it’s generally agreed that teaching burned the evil out of him and let his whimsy shine.
Big fan of how it took arguably the most difficult and deranged demographic of the human population (thirteen year olds) to turn that man into the best version of himself.
I worked laughably hard on this

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You know how we give dogs human medication and it helps with their anxiety? After Grace's arrival, Eridians used human knowledge of medicine to make anti depressants and then 100+ years in the future, a human expedition arrives from Earth and they are confused why the aliens have prozac.
do you think grace asked if rocky could come hug him if his state deteriorated past the point of no return on the way to erid?
do you think he asked rocky to be the one to kill him, flooding the hail mary with his atmosphere, so he could hug his best friend before dying? so the last time he’ll be touched by someone, it would be someone he loved and not people forcing him into a mission he didn’t want to participate in? so his last breath would be taken knowing he is loved, and so he is not alone as his body stops working?
do you think he would have wanted such a painful death, despite there being so many other ways of going that would be more pleasant, simply so that, in his last moments, there wouldn’t be a barrier between them?