saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

"theyre giving he man pronouns" is one of the funniest things ive heard recently. i cant stop thinking about it. he man. the man with a pronoun in his name. he. theyre giving he man pronouns. incredible

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

we need more mean butches in media that never reconnect with their feminity and never feel longing for the nuclear life they gave up on. and I mean nowwwwww

I imagine his general creature-ness usually just gets people handing him free stuff. Like. People probably give him free food 'cause he looks homeless. I love him.

I choose to believe that Jashin in fact does NOT exist and it's creation has a deeper and fucked up meaning. Hidan went through religious trauma/psychosis and I will DIE ON THAT HILL. There's probably some weird cult that started on Hidan's (possible) clan of being immortal and someone called Jashin took advantage of that. That's it, thank you for coming to my Ted talk

i miss hidan. he was such a fucking freak. no one else in the akatsuki is even remotely having the amount of fun he is. maybe tobi.