I'm still here, I'm just quiet

THIS 🔪 is my protecting Elliot Page knife

*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is

*muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left

in a swamp

or in a bog

there’s nothing finer

than a frog 🐸

in the mud

or by the road

there’s nothing slicker

than a toad!!

in a shoe

or in a boot

there’s nothing neater

than a newt!

in the moss

or in a pail

there’s nothing dearer

than a snail 🐌

I really want a shirt that says "THE ENORMITY OF MY DESIRE DISGUSTS ME" and I want to wear it to the grocery store.

*vampire voice* my love… how do i minimize the window?

He’s so dumb I love him I would die for him I would stand in front of a moving train just for him I would catch a grenad

anyway it should be common knowledge that the fbi murdered martin luther king jr.

also important to know this isnt just based on this letter alone, martin luther kings family sued the fbi for his wrongful death and it was found by the  court that without a doubt the fbi assassinated king 

whenever anyone from the government advocates for peaceful protesting over rioting, vandalism, etc, just remember that this is what they do to peaceful protestors.

the fact that community colleges are seen as less valid and for “stupid” people is a result of classism and in this essay I will-

yep! he and the knights of the round table are “sleeping” somewhere (location disputed *cough*alderlyedge*cough*) waiting for merlin to awake them from their slumber to fight the Last Battle Of The World.™️ as soon as i saw the new logo was called Merlin that’s the first thing i thought about. such an exciting concept