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The sexual tension between me and rewatching a movie that I’ve seen 80,000 times already

I know this is a really silly Headcanon and I don't actually believe it but I can actually visualize in my head the moment David was "Goddamn I need a woman in this cave" and it was probably when the other guys were doing something like betting how many chili cheese fries Paul could eat without throwing up

I sure do love men! (Ted Theodore Logan and Bill S. Preston Esquire)

One of the funniest bits in the movie imo is Michael treating the revelation that David conned him into drinking blood and not wine as a Revelation™ when Star did in fact tell him just that right before he blew her off and took a big ol swig.