🦇Vampire🦇

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

Guys how do we feel about a Crossfic where Ditch, Bubbamiah, and Annabutch all work on a farm together? And they’re all closeted until one of them accidentally lets it out and it causes everyone to come out

There’s a large vehicle that occasionally drives past my house that just makes noise. I honestly think it was designed to make noise and do nothing else.

So the vehicle version of you?

I am not as big

Bro is petite

I am not 4 tons

Bro is tiny.

I am just not 4 tons

staying up late watching shoot from the hip as god intended

idk if i've said it on tumblr before but have yall considered aro/ace tomlock. have you considered "why won't you fuck me?" and "you're like family to me" with aroace tomlock. what if there's this person you love more than anything else and he's gone crazy because he thinks you don't love him (which is untrue, you know it, you love him so much), and you tell him he's family to you, that he's the only family you've ever really had, and it's the best and purest kind of love you can give him. and he brushes that aside because he wants to have sex with you the way you had sex with your nemesis, he wants sex from you. and you can't explain how sex is just mental stimulation to you the way cocaine is, the love of your life is begging you to denigrate him to the level of drugs. and the worst thing is that it would actually make him happy. you're watching him throw away diamonds in favor of rat droppings, and it's tearing you apart, it's tearing the two of you apart. and you don't even know how to convey any of this to him. you ever considered that?

Penis Luke will return in Avengers Doomsday