isnt yogurt like. alive 

i love u carly rae jepsen but the lyric "who gave you eyes like that, said you could keep them" is an absolutely wild thing to say. are u gonna confiscate someone's eyeballs

ideally i’d like to become The Phantom of The Phantom of the Opera, which just involves me haunting a theatre where they’re putting on the Phantom of the Opera, and it starts to get really confusing, and nobody is ever sure what’s real and what’s not, and when I drop a real chandelier into an empty part of the audience, harming no one, they all applaud bc they think it’s part of the show, and I give really confusing instructions to the producers about how Christine’s understudy deserves to play Christine, and set pieces go missing bc why would I buy my own candelabras when there’s so many right here???

do ghosts think i act weird

Why do people put zombie by the cranberries on their Halloween playlists like. It’s about the IRA.