I am, by birth and by lineage, a girlboss

it's because you're always in that damn coffin

Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo

While you were studying the blade, I was studying you. You're weak on your left side and your footwork could use improvement. Also I think I've fallen in love with you. Who said that.

no! healthy relationship will kill the character! he needs an unhealthy codependent romance with a side of power imbalance to live

I love reading fanfics where one character is tagged as jealous, but their partner is unlovable to anyone but them. Like.. calm down, sweetheart, no one wants your man. We're still trying to figure out why you want your man.

Don't be shy fam show us the rest of their kitty-sonas plz