the James Bond of the vampires, if you will

the most compelling thing a guy can ever say is to another guy and it's "i wish you were a girl" . like record scratch. wow the implications that this phrase has. i think it needs its own bechdel test

no cheating by looking but who do you think your Spotify top artist is gonna be this year 👀

getting ready for shabbat is particularly fun when it involves getting your 3ft long axolotl by the name of john constantine all ready with his yarmulke bc your grandma found it hilarious that he has a yarmulke. and now u get him ready every week

it’s so evil when you KNOW a character is bisexual but the writers don’t. cmon guys get it together

People on tumblr used to make uquizzes become unemployed again pleaseeeeeee