Vampire Chronicles

I’m in the middle of  reading interview with the vampire and I can’t take it anymore. Please someone tell me that Lestat and Louis are going to get together again and confess their love for each other. Please, someone, have mercy and just tell me that it’s going to happen, I can’t take the subtlety of this anymore

AAAAA I LOVE

bringing this absolutely hilarious moment back! 😂

Oh god yes, thank you for that XD. I love it to pieces

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

Home just in time for A N T I Q U E S R O A D S H O W !

Imagine driving in 1915 Paris with a fuckin gargoyle on your Peugeot lol

Cargoyle

Lestats car gargoyle

I did not open tumblr to see 12-yo-me’s awkward vampire crush in an alignment chart on my dash but here we are

Lestat’s face is just like “holy fuck that’s brilliant why didn’t i think of that we have the smartest child in the world”

#HE LOOKS SO STRESSED - yes u are correct. louis is screaming internally.

This second breakfast meme shows why Lestat is the best fictional vampire ever. Poor Louis is screaming internally at the idea that his child put in the head of his husband.