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My brain is made of takeout fried rice and I am letting down all those that depend on me secretly and slowly in a long drawn out fashion professionally personally and socially and I do not know how to stop it
I'm going to (remembers that I don't actually want to kill myself I actually just haven't eaten anything of substance all day) eat a nice meal
The main goal of relationships is to get the other person something they could potentially kill
Flowers….pets…..children….
liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

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Tonight’s antics have gone as follows:
a) me getting a new long wig and proceeding to then just whip it around and smack people with it
b) my brother, upon witnessing this, immediately left, and promptly returned with a shiv and rubber band
c) KNIFE WIG WOOOO
d) COLLECT ALL EASILY AVAILABLE KNIVES AND/OR SWORDS FOR UPGRADE OPTIONS
people are really fucking clueless about generative ai huh? you should absolutely not be using it for any sort of fact checking no matter how convenient. it does not operate in a way that guarantees factual information. its goal is not to deliver you the truth but deliver something coherent based on a given data set which may or may not include factual information. both the idolization of ai and fearmongering of it seem lost on what it is actually capable of doing
WHERE IS SHE?
WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?
Took her out back and had her shot
your life is not an optimization problem
as in you'll never achieve the perfect daily routine, sleep schedule, coping mechanisms, mannerisms, fashion sense etc. even after years and years of healing and improvement and self-discovery. you will never be so good at life that you manage to utilize every waking moment. its great to be productive and all but sometimes you'll suck ass. sometimes you'll take eight hours to be done with a twenty minute job. you'll prioritize the wrong thing. you'll sleep for 12 hrs just to avoid being awake. you'll relapse. and you'll relapse again. you'll forget to turn in the assignment. you'll order too little food. life is far too large and complex for you to even experience it completely, much less try to make sense of and control it. you can't. please give up on that and be at peace with the hours you lose. they are not separate from your life.
Moreover, there is no such thing as wasted time.
Are you alive? Are you thinking? Even drifting, tired, burnt out, asleep, do thoughts and impulses and emotions and images pass before the lens of your mind's eye? Are you absorbing information? Is your body producing sensation? Then you're growing. Not like a theory grows, with application and effort, but like a plant does - inadvertently, helplessly.
Are you rotting away in bed? Is your mind full of static? What's there, behind the noise - what unnoticed processes are occurring, digesting your day-to-day? What's going into your eyes and ears? What are you inadvertently, helplessly noticing - even so little as the quality of the light, the tone of the silence?
Are you procrastinating? Is there some great effort you feel looming behind your back like the shadow of your own grave? What are you choosing to do instead? Are you cleaning the kitchen to avoid writing an email? Are you watching TV to avoid having a difficult talk? What does the fear say, hidden behind the curtain of its own sheepishness? What cross-compatible truths are unearthed between the swipes of the towel, the flicker of the captions?
All of it builds into the truth of your reality. They're the roots of the phrases you'll test out in awkward elevator rides and mass-produce over ten thousand sales calls. Art - all these little conclusions love art. The ashy tone of your skin after you haven't showed for a few days. The tightness in your neck after you lay for hours at a weird angle. The cornflower-colored coda of the afternoon drifting into night. These things don't build themselves from study - they build themselves when you drift, when your eyes go unfocused, when you stare too long at the sharp angle at the edge of your desk.
Even years, sometimes - never wasted, never. You'll see the faces and hairdos of that infinite scroll of customers in your dreams. You'll know the rotation of your lunch in the break room microwave so well you could dance it out. You'll have the precise poetry to describe the bitter resentment of paying a subscription for something that used to be free. You'll be more of you. You can't help it. You don't have to do anything at all.
That's what being dead is, being fixed in place. Even if you're emulating it as hard as you can, you're not there yet. You're growing. You always were. Nothing is wasted, you least of all.
Cory Booker has been talking in the senate for over 20 hours now
He’s not filibustering. He’s protesting the current administration.
For those of you from outside the US or those of you who didn’t pay attention in government class, in the US senate there’s really no limit to the amount of time a senator can speak. So sometimes if they don’t want a bill to pass they just. Don’t stop talking. To hopefully get past the deadline to vote on a bill. This is called filibustering.
Senator Cory Booker isn’t doing that. He’s disrupting “the normal business of the United States Senate for as long as I am physically able”. Just in protest. This doesn’t usually happen.
He’s less than 20 minutes away from breaking the record of the longest speech given on the senate floor
Cory Booker has officially broken Strom Thurmond’s record for longest speech on the senate floor and he’s still going
For those of you wondering what he’s been talking about this whole time, his staff wrote down a bunch of stuff for him to read like stories from people across the political spectrum opposed to what the administration is doing. He’s also been telling personal anecdotes about meeting important civil rights leaders and other democratic senators have been pausing him for “questions” but the questions have been as long as a small speech and have both served the purpose of giving him a second to sit down and updating him on the news that he’s been missing while he’s been talking.
More Info: Cory Booker breaks a 68-year-old Senate record with a 25-hour speech (NPR - April 1, 2025)

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Scared I’m losing my empathy
It’s getting harder to care
the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.
Writing in a script on the medication record every month except the handwriting is messy cursive and the med name slowly changes one letter at a time like a game of written telephone until it’s an entirely different chemical name that will now kill the patient instantly
Damn I was so preoccupied with my own mental health I somehow missed in its entirety the ides of march
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???
OFC YOU DO
YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????
"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."
YEAH???????
WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO
Beep boop! I look for
accidental haiku posts.
Sometimes I mess up.
NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD
“Beep boop! I look for
accidental haiku posts.
Sometimes I mess up.”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
It’s full circle now. He did it, by god he did. What a little champ.
It’s full circle now.
He did it, by god he did.
What a little champ.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”
She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.
Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.
Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).
You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.
Girl: *calls for aid*
Every single dad packed into the car:
This is possibly my favorite response to this post
This girls father: Thanks for helping my daughter out guys
Your husband and all his coworkers:
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