Twilight Renaissance

the fact that the cullens don’t have pets is so fuckin weird to me. like rosalie would have a cat named tinker bell. emmett would have a big fluffy dog that he was obsessed with. and edward would have a demonic rabbit that fucking hated him and wanted him dead

i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

that's why bella called her kid resume right away

so let me get this straight, Jacob loved Bella because the whole time he was drawn to the egg that would go on to become Reservoir ????

this is what the ancient texts tell us

twilight but bella does have feelings for mike, too, so eclipse is a love square. important detail: no one can tell mike about the supernatural shit so he's just confused 100% of the time

listening to the twilight soundtrack at work, got a pumpkin iced coffee, sweater on. major vibes today guys

YOU live in a society. I live in my delusions with my evil satanic boyfriend.

Charlie meeting vampbella was already a dumb idea but him meeting reggaeton really solidifies the fact that this series exists outside the bounds of common sense………I have to stan