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cock block /kÉkĖblÉk/Ā : 1. an action, intentional or not, that serves to prevent someone from having sex. Such behavior is often motivated by jealousy, or competitiveness, although it is sometimes accidental, or inadvertent.
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The Little Mermaid (1989 Film) : Sentence Starters
"Boy. What a softshell I'm turning out to be."
"Just look at her! On legs! On human legs!"
"You give them an inch, they swim all over you."
"Ah _______, I think you swallowed a bit too much sea-water."
"Is he/she dead?"
"Oh, you really delight in these sadistic strain on my blood pressure don't you."
"Just be miserable for the rest of your life."
"My nerves are shot. This is a catastrophe!"
"_______, if I may say, far better than any dream girl is one of flesh and blood. "
"Somebody's got to nail that girl's fins to the floor."
"Gee, you must have really been through something."
"I just don't know what we're going to do with you, _______."
"I'm sixteen years old. I'm not a child anymore."
"The human world is a mess. Life under the sea is better than anything they got up there."
"You want something done, you've got to do it yourself."
"Jeez, mon, I'm surrounded by amateurs."
"Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it's important!"
"You wanna kiss the girl/boy."
"This has got to be, without a doubt, the single most humiliating day of my life!"
"You are hopeless, child. You know that. Completely hopeless."
"So much for true love!"
"I haven't seen this in years, this is wonderful!"
"You gotta pucker up your lips, like this..."
"_______ needs constant supervision."
"You can just stay here and watch for sharks."
"You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty!"
"Babies! My poor little poopsies!"
"What I want from you is your voice."
"Well, look at what the catfish dragged in!"
"And she/he's only got three days!"
"At this rate, he/she'll be kissing her/him by sunset for sure!"
"Will you get your head out of the clouds and back in the water where it belongs?"
"Life's full of tough choices, isn't it?"
"Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?"
"You're not getting cold fins now, are you?"
"You'll have your looks! Your pretty face and don't underestimate the importance of "body language.""
"I'm not a guppy."
"_______ has great powers."
"You know, I feel really bad not knowing your name. Maybe I can guess?"
"Humans use these little babies to straighten their hair out. See?"
"So long, lover boy/girl!"
"Wow. Somebody should find that poor animal and put it out of its misery."
//Your opens crack me up.
//Thanks, I try
this scene speaks to me
āYou did what?ā
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āDonāt talk to me until Iāve finished this.ā
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āYes, Iām sure you think youāre very intelligent, but thatās wrong.ā
modern AUs that I need in my life
I just woke up from a 6 month coma and I donāt remember anything about the past 5 years but thatās kind of okay because as a trade-off this gorgeous stranger sitting at my bedside is saying heās my husband
The benefit of being the only adult in this college course is commiserating about the woes of single-daddom over a beer with the hot professor
Wait, Iām just the cameraman, I canāt fill in for the missing porn star on this set, wait a second no you donāt understa-
Weāre actors on a popular tv series and our two characters werenāt written to be a couple, but the fans are salivating over our onscreen āchemistryā, and now the director decided to change the script to add more sexual tension - how the hell am I supposed to keep my offscreenĀ crush hidden now?
Will you marry me? Also, surprise, Iām actually foreign royalty
My incredibly attractive new boss is an asshole and Iām 97% positive heās been consistently staring at my ass whenever I leave the room
Iām sorry my kid punched your kid in the face, can I make it up to you over dinner?
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modern AUs that I need in my life
I just woke up from a 6 month coma and I donāt remember anything about the past 5 years but thatās kind of okay because as a trade-off this gorgeous stranger sitting at my bedside is saying heās my husband
The benefit of being the only adult in this college course is commiserating about the woes of single-daddom over a beer with the hot professor
Wait, Iām just the cameraman, I canāt fill in for the missing porn star on this set, wait a second no you donāt understa-
Weāre actors on a popular tv series and our two characters werenāt written to be a couple, but the fans are salivating over our onscreen āchemistryā, and now the director decided to change the script to add more sexual tension - how the hell am I supposed to keep my offscreenĀ crush hidden now?
Will you marry me? Also, surprise, Iām actually foreign royalty
My incredibly attractive new boss is an asshole and Iām 97% positive heās been consistently staring at my ass whenever I leave the room
Iām sorry my kid punched your kid in the face, can I make it up to you over dinner?
Send me a ā if you ever wanted to rp with me, send me a āæ if you really like my muse/ how i portray them.
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About Siger-Mun
captainsigerholmes:
Name: Peter
Goes by: Christian
Nicknames: Chris, Pete
Pronouns: he/him/his
Triggers: Drowning
Rules for Siger
captainsigerholmes:
No Godmodding
discuss major plots with me first
Feel free to invade my ask at any time
Memes are there for a reason: send some! Feel free to change them up to fit our muses better
Feel free to tag me in random things
Talk! To! Me! I love people and RP and am willing to start threads with anyone
I am legal age in my area, but will not post NSFW things on here. Siger is a prudish old man. Please direct all smut desires to my Hannibal or Mycroft blogs.Ā
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New followers: Pls see thisĀ and these things
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Send 'College' and I'll generate a number 1-57 and create a college-verse starter.
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