Iâm so happy to announce that DornrĂśschenschlaf now has this wonderful cover art drawn by the wonderful and amazingly talented Mika.
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Iâm so happy to announce that DornrĂśschenschlaf now has this wonderful cover art drawn by the wonderful and amazingly talented Mika.

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AU where Snape survives and names his son âAlbus Harry Snapeâ
âDad⌠what if⌠what if Iâm a total dumbass?â
âAlbus Harry Snape. You were named after two Gryffindors. Both of them were total dumbasses in their very own, unique way, and I am kinda responsible for the death of both of them. So⌠let that be a warning for you, son.â
âNow go and play with your sister Lily Charityâ
Iâm a huge sucker for characters that chose to be heroic. Like, no big profecy, no great chosen one moment, just someone who consciously decided to do the right thing because someone fucking had to.
Shen Qingqiu: If you want to win her over, tell her âYouâre beautifulâ
Luo Binghe: Okay.
[Later]
Luo Binghe: Iâm beautiful.
Shen Qingqiu:
Enemies to âugh I canât believe Iâm saving your lifeâ to âugh we have to work together or the world ends but itâs not like I like you or anythingâ to âoh we actually connect pretty well but that doesnât mean anythingâ to âI would die for you but donât read too much into itâ to âIâll kill anyone who lays a finger on youâ to Lovers.

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-I love your legs, MalfoyâŚYour leee-Ah!-eg.. -Youâre a sadist, Potter!!! You are definitely the most violent sadist!!! You canât..gh-ah.. Untie me immediately!!! - MhmfâŚnope -What are you want? -hmmmâŚWhat am I want? - ask all you want -ALL I want? - MhmmâŚÂ just let me fu- -I Want A Ferret, Malfoy! - What? No! -And if so⌠-Oh, right hereâŚAh! Okey! fine! youâll have a ferret -Cool
someone: I donât like [favorite character]
me, hovering over the unfollow: am I this petty
I donât think thereâs an applause gif big enough to properly convey my reaction to this. Also, I love that if anyone tries to say that youâre just âanother hack fic writer with no ideas of her own who is jealous of the ârealâ writers out thereâ, they could quite literally be crushed under your catalog of award-winning original writing as a response. They canât dismiss your stance on this topic the way they do to so many unpublished / fanfic writers because youâve already met all of the standards that they insist someone has before theyâll accept their opinion as worth listening to.
Right?
âWell, fanfic authors never win awards, soââ âWOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD MY HUGO.â âThatâs basically, itâs, you know, the Peopleâs Choice, soââ âLOOK AT MY NEBULA.â âThatâs a science fiction award, it doesnât reallyââ âLOOK IâVE WON THE ALEX.â ââŚâ âITâS GIVEN BY THE SAME PEOPLE WHO GIVE THE NEWBURY.â ââŚâ âIâM THE FIRST PERSON TO WIN IT TWICE IN A ROW.â ââŚwell you wrote porn.â âGOSH I SURE DID.â
More attention to this, please. :) From yet another of the I Wrote Fanfic First And I Decline To Feel Shame About It brigade.
(And I also wrote for My Little Pony, which means I may have inadvertently contributed something to Seananâs state of being. [Which I will file under the âQuiet Unholy Gleeâ heading.])
:)))
Damn I love the internet.
@gueneviere-fics we rly need to do that paper some dayÂ
the most iconic harry potter character is easily blaise zabiniâs mother who was so beautiful she got away with murdering each of her seven husbands, all of whom had left her their fortunes when they died. by the time husband #3 died, it was probably really obvious she had a hand in their deaths and yet! four more men decided she was worth it! four more dudes decided dying was an ok sacrifice for her! lmao she is just as iconic as helen of troy, perhaps even more soÂ
imagine going up to stephen fucking king and telling him heâs a terrible fucking person that should kill himself for the morally reprehensible horror novels he writes
TUMBLR REALLY BE LIKE THAT
to be clear, because apparently my point isnt clear: no one came at stephen king. what i was saying is that tumblr goes after baby writers for writing the same shit big time writers do FOR LIKE THEIR WHOLE CAREER. yall really cry foul at horror fic writers for pretty tame shit just cuz it has a morally reprehensible slasher and sex sprinkled delicately on top and stephen king be out here writing shit like the green mile and IT. donât fucking pretend itâs about morality and keeping fiction safe. yall jus Bullies.
i once saw someone with a clive barker url criticizing a writer for writing things they found morally reprehensible and the irony nearly killed me
clive barker has written some of the most fucked up shit iâve ever read, and heâs one of the most successful horror writers/directors out there. like⌠tumblr really be like that

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Harry: On a scale of 1 to 10, how mad at me are you?
Snape: Eight.
Harry: I can do better than that.
a magical market, I wanted to experiment with a Diagon Alley-type market but in Morocco!
Harry and Draco
cedric:
okay I wasnât going to reblog, but then: Cedric.
Poor baby Voldy, he was just about 5-6 months old in FB 2 and people already compare him with Grindelwald.

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Love Letters From Your Writing (via Electric Lit)
Iâm dying omffffffg XâD
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I have never been a fan of Sirius, and never before have I been able to say exactly why. A part, about 10%, of the reason is him bullying Snape. Of course Iâm biased since Snape is one of my favourites.
But when I re-read Snapeâs Worst Memory, it all became clear.
So we all know the little âprankâ Sirius played on Snape in their fifth year. You know, the one that couldâve gotten him killed or turned into a werewolf. It was extremely shitty to Snape, but also to Remus. Remus hated being a werewolf. Wouldnât killing or turning someone be one of his worst fears? I know Sirius didnât think it through, but my heavens, what a dick move.
But thatâs not everything.
âIâm bored,â said Sirius. âWish it was full moon.â
âYou might,â said Lupin darkly from behind his book.
Really, Sirius? Thatâs your friend. You know he hates his condition. Are you really that inconsiderate of your friendâs feelings? I feel awful for Remus.
This is also the reason I donât understand wolfstar or whatever it is.
I so agree, and Iâm not wild about Snape even (I donât hate him or love him, I honestly just feel neutral towards him). The entire prank as well - not only would that action have led to Snapeâs death most likely (bullying is one thing, putting someone in a situation where they could die is another) but it would also leave Remus with someoneâs blood on his hands. It would have killed Remus to know he killed someone in his werewolf form, and would likely lead to him being found out and maybe even sent to Azkaban, as a kid, for murder that would be Siriusâs fault.
Sirius doesnât consider the consequences of his actions. What, to him, is a funny joke, to others is a life threatening situation. I am always astounded people can ship Sirius and Remus because the entire concept of it disgusts me, especially when Sirius and James are right there (and I donât even care about them, but Sirius didnât put James in a position to accidentally kill someone).Â