valleykween havin problems

Get Sexy Let No One Hit

i love it and hate it when a character in a story is so obviously created to be cool and awesome and then i do think they're cool and awesome. like fuck, yeah, ok, they're fucking epic. swag as hell. you got me you coolbaited me ok? i'm coolbaited.

a scientist will see a mouse and say put that beast in a situation

children’s book authors do this also

does it ever stop feeling all corrupt girl

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are