Valkyr of Fate

Silently she turned to face the vending machine, looking at it. A simple glass panel showed the rows upon rows of drinks, including the lodged drink that Sigmund desired trapped in the plastic jaws of the container's slot.

In one fluid motion, she delivered a swift and powerful SLAM with one of her legs into the side of the vending machine. It rattled, cans and bottles falling out of the slots as the side of the machine dented.

But alas, the drink Sigmund wanted was still lodged within its slot, unmoving like a stone monolith.

One learns new things when the all-father is not looking, it seems.

"Loot is still loot."

One gloved hand reaches out to grab one of the downed cans, where it fell off the machine. But he would report this later and make one of the ...engineers fix it.

"But does one not know of its proper usage as well?"

"Oh, I do. But you assume that I would put the effort into trying to fix such a thing. It is much easier to just kick the machine."

"True. These scripts choose to show a fiction, or perhaps an aspect of reality. Look here upon Chaldea for such a thing. Look upon Siegfried and Sigurd. Both are aspects of the same story, the warrior who slew a dragon to claim its cursed gold. This gold is what cause pain and tragedy in their lives until the very end."

She SNAPPED shut the manuscript, letting the sound bounce through Chaldea's halls.

"Though to answer your question, curiosity it why I simply borrow from you writers. I wish to see why you write, to see how mortals write such tragedies."

...Was being defeated by a vending machine. And he had called her, one of the Norns to help him.

"Such a devise never existed in the halls of valhalla. So why such as I, would know of its concept to begin with."

Which is a valid point because unlike those spiritual beings within the halls like gods and valkyries, he has no chance of learning about the modern world.

Silently she turned to face the vending machine, looking at it. A simple glass panel showed the rows upon rows of drinks, including the lodged drink that Sigmund desired trapped in the plastic jaws of the container's slot.

In one fluid motion, she delivered a swift and powerful SLAM with one of her legs into the side of the vending machine. It rattled, cans and bottles falling out of the slots as the side of the machine dented.

But alas, the drink Sigmund wanted was still lodged within its slot, unmoving like a stone monolith.

"Lady Skuld, are you ready to go?" Her knock on the other servant's door is polite but loud enough to make sure its head the first time. Three knocks echo in the deserted hallway, her armor making a low noise as she shifts her weight from one leg to the other.

Normally, most servants were on time when assigned to go on a expedition but the more laidback ones required some supervision. She had volunteered to go retrieve the other despite not knowing much about her.

Gods and Goddesses were a thing to be wary about as their temperament would be different from the usual servants that were normally summoned. Many often were friendly at least under their Master--still, she's aware that they would desire a certain amount of respect when spoken too.

The door to her chamber opened up, the lithe purpled haired goddess standing there. She was clad in both the purple dress and hints of armor that echoed the styling of Bryhild and the other Valkyrie's summoned to Chaldea. Her eyes flickered up as down the king's armored form, taking in each subtle shift of weight upon the armor.

A familiar face after all of this, though he wonders if she recognizes the same. After all staying in valhalla and preparing for the end times means constant training with valkyries, to a point until they are forced to quest for stronger foes.

"I seek assistance. This contraption refuses to give me my beverage, despite having paid it."

the vending machine broke.

...Was being defeated by a vending machine. And he had called her, one of the Norns to help him.

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