Adam Stanheight's bitch

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

When I made this post I did not expect it to be an effective test of which Tumblr users actually read a post fully before reblogging, and yet

The saw fandom is 70% Adam stans,20% Amanda stans and 10% Hoffman stans sorry *in Zep’s voice* it’s the f a c t s

if anyone thinks this is an exaggeration, this literally happened 20 years ago. the supreme court handed al gore's victory to george w bush if a few hundred people in one state (florida) had voted for al gore instead of ralph nader, the court wouldn't have been asked to rule on it at all, al would have won vote, and vote for biden