Valerie's Corner

wore a white dress and walked in the rain to the barracks so all the knights could see my skin peeking through the fabric and i said “oh my, excuse me ladies, it seems i got myself lost in the downpour… i’m all alone and no one even knows i’m here…” and they just gave me warm clothes and made me soup so i didn’t catch a cold and escorted me back to my room. i fucking hate chivalry

someone tells me they're an empath and I grab both sides of their head before frying their brain with my dark empathy electromagnetic waves

Convinced my manager to get muzzles for the sex shop. The Hounds of Detroit owe me.

i cant remember if ive said it on this blog before but the elden ring ancient dragons are one of the most fuckable monsters ever designed

I'm selling this thing for $285 flat sale in case anyone likes weird cat slugs...(more extra arts).. SOLD