good evening my good people 🪱

it has got to be so surreal being an average alexandrian citizen. imagine if king arthur's court showed up in present day america. guys who still call books "tomes." they have wizards with them. the president personally escorts them around washington DC. a fleet of journalists are taking pictures of them eating a costco hotdog for the first time. someone posts a candid 30 second clip of them on tiktok trying to figure out how a vending machine works. and then within a month they've killed the president, installed a new president who looks just like the old president, distributed the cure for cancer, blown up the national oil reserves, dropped in on WWE SmackDown, and then left. guys from a continent that still uses lantern light orchestrate a near total societal restructuring without ever learning what the internet is. the first time most of them had ever been on a train was when they strapped bombs to one and exploded a military checkpoint to enter the country. and everyone's just sort of fine with it

OH this is about ffxiv 🤦‍♀️