What in the Goddamn

on it boss 🫡🫡🫡

Deacon: bowling alley assistant, gives people bowling shoes also part time hottoppic employee. Him and John constantly are playing pranks on the rest of their friends when they are working such as: ordering the most complicated drink ever before starbucks closes and danse has the closing shift or giving him dumb names, playing whats new pussy cat on repeat over the jukebox in the bowling alley ect ect. Also rides his long bored in the mall because fuck u WEARS HEELIES AND BUCKET HATS 

Maccready: wears a lot of Nike and is a fuckboi and works in the produce section of a local store. Hangs out at the Mall after work and is pals with John and Deacon. Kills it at DDR in the arcade and really likes slushies 

Preston: works in a pet store. He likes helping people with animal probs, deff puppies becuase HE LOVES DOGS SM and he is employee of the month for five months. Hangs out at the mall for the food

Danse and maxson: baristas at Starbucks. Literally so salty about everything. Danse can’t pronounce venti and Maxson can’t spell names.

Piper: reporter for local paper, also updates AO3 with bad fanfictions. Stalks Nick and John to update her tumblr constantly about them. Anons always ask for updates and even tho she tries to update with news articles she can’t help but keep her followers updated.

Nick: MALL COP WITH PROSTHETIC ARM fucking realist shit right here okay he constantly is drinking coffee and taking smoke breaks. He really likes John a lot but is like too focused on work to really make a move. Constantly letting John off the hook even tho he shouldn’t lmao later on him and John date and are super cute and move in together in an apartment. Bans heelies 

Hancock: hangs around food court and hits on nick and works at Spencer’s as the manager tho doesn’t really work the hours he clocks in for. Too busy hanging with Nick and Deacon. Smokes pot 24/7 also has gotten caught by nick before lmao he is the one buying nick lunch and totally is in love with him. takes him on cute dates and cooks for him 

Cutie: totally works at Victoria’s Secret and studies science on her own free time. Speaks fluent french and lives alone with a cat who she loves sm

X6- arcade attendee. once played DDR for 6 hours 

Cait: works selling protein power, listens to screamo and green day 

They all take road trips to concerts wowe thsi was a lot have some doodles

have a spicy drawing i got bored