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Fav movie character?

Enoch and Millard

I'm not even going to explain who they are Google it

Enoch and Millard

Enoch is just Emo

And Millard is so Sweet😭😭🥹😭🥹😭🥹😇

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Okay so in amot of my stories, I mention a boy all my friends ship me with. But he's just my friend! Why do they ship me with him even though they know that? Well....

(Thunderstorm outside.)

(me and him swapped chairs so he could talk to the person beside me. Then...)

(flash of lightning and bang of thunder. All the girls scream)

Me:*Runs back to my chair, but since he's sitting on it, I sit on the floor, lean of his legs and lay my head on his lap bcus I'm so f-cking scared.*

Him: (Doesnt care.)

(there's more. Wanna hear the other parts?)

((also, He's just my friend!))

GUESS THE MOOT

🏝😭🫂

why do I keep thinking @lacy-gracie like that's not even your name. Hmmm. Idk. @causalshapeshifter is not your name... @theonlyaardvark this doesn't fit, and @bardorsomethinglikethat is instruments, @hyyl18 idk what would look like, @st4ry3mi I have no idea what your ur name means, @moonflower-wings-of-fire would be a dragon @chunkyform3 is probably cheese or fennec. IDK ! IDK! 😭😭

Name five songs you absolutely love and would die for

Ordianry- Alex Warren

Eternity- Alex Warren

Burning down- Alex Warren

You'll be alright kid- Alex Warren

Bloodline- Alex Warren ft. Jelly roll

Yah that's my favs

*spawns in your room*

Hello

*spawns out*

Oh my freak

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epichermesholymoly

my turn. Guess the moot

🔥⚒️😍

y’all forget I’m a god and therefore omnipresent lol

@valdezsimp02 :3

valdezsimp02

DAMMMMITTTTTTTTT

Okay, hear me out Kaz brekker vs Artemis Fowl.

#six of crows #shadow and bone #kaz brekker #crooked kingdom #artemis fowl

Me with my mom vs with my dad. (I'm not my dad's princess, or my mom's warrior. I'm my dads warrior✨✨✨)

Mom: your bag is too heavy

Me: it's fine!

Mom: No! Your going to break your back and get (something that I think was Arthicioppius((idk man blame my ADHD)))

Me: I'll be fine. It's exercise!

Mom: no!

Me: (upset. Goes in my dad's room) are you still awake

Dad: yeah whats wrong

Me: Mom wants me to carry all my books in an envelope because she said my bad too heavy and I can't wear it but it's fine and!-

Dad: I'll figure something out tommorow.

(next day. When I'm packing my bags while my mom is laying on the bed watching.)

Dad:(bursts through the door) What bag are you carrying

Me: these two

Dad: ... PUT EVERYTHING IN THE ENVELOPE

Me: but-

Dad: YOU ARE NOT CARRYING TWO BAGS TO SCHOOL.

Mom: It's too heavy, everyone brings an envelope

Dad: I HAVE NOT SEEN ONE STUDENT CARRYING A ENVELOPE

Mom: It's heavy?

Dad: give me ur bag.. ITS NOT HEAVY!

Mom: fine. Go. Your fault.

(later on the way to school)

Dad: I had to yell to get her attention to get it clear

Me: Thanks, I REALLY did not want to bring an envelope.

Dad: Just anytime your mother brings up chaos, I'll try.

Help-

My bestfriend who I met on the first day of school and I sit next to: I have a crush on Jewel

Me: cool

Everyone starts shipping us so he tells everyone he has a crush on jewel.

Jewel finds out and rejects him

Week later-

Him: I moved on

Me: That's great! I hope you-

Him: I have a crush on the girl from the other section

Me:... Cool. What's her name?

Him: I never asked

Me: Why would you fall for someone when you don't even know their name? Like- fall for someone your close with or smth🤦‍♀️

Random question of the day; on a scale from 1-10, how good do you consider yourself at singing?

Negative 1000000

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hi...uh you want to be killed or smth? cause i aint born in the tartarus regenerating pods k

whut

What are your book characters like? (Also hello 👋)

so glad u asked. Meet them urself! +My fav side character!

Ashton: Why am I even here

Jacob: Because you and me are inseparable

Ashton: no

J: yes

A: no

J: yes

Elizabeth: Guys, please.

Ember: FIGHT! FIGHT! Actually don't fight that's bad

Alexandra: *Weirdly laughs and starts floating*

valdezsimp02

I don't ship valgrace-, just making a post for those who do.

leo: how come girls can say, girlfriend and mean it platonically but I can't say-

This is my boy toy twinky male wife Jason?

xxlynxrockzxx

because Jason isn't a fucking twink

circesnymph57

Oh but he is

xxlynxrockzxx

Twink is a young SKINNY gay/MLM man who presents more femininely who has no body hair THAT IS NOT JASON

JASON IS AT MOST A TWUNK YOU FAKE ASS FAN

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DONT BLAME ME! I SAW IT IN AN EDIT AND JUST TYPED IT- BLAME WHOEVER MADE THE EDIT! tho I forgot who it was, maybe you'll find it searching Jason and Percy. (It was originally jercy but I changed it to Valgrace since that's more common) (That means Perseus and Leo are wrong😔😔)

yoursrosie

hot damn i usually see posts like these as screenshots on pinterest

valdezsimp02

Wutttttt????.............

tzillaesther

YOURSROSIE IS RIGHT. I’VE REACHED “REPOSTED TO PINTEREST TUMBLR

valdezsimp02

uhm-

Fav oc?

Sunriser And Zoey!

Sunriser my WOF Nightwing Animus oc

Zoey my pjo Hermes cabin oc

Fav book character?

too many!!😭😭

Leo Valdez,

Prince Winter, and Moonwatcher

Nikolai Lanstov

Inej Ghafa and Jesper Fahey

Jude Duarte and The Bomb

Ginny Weasley

Conor Bailey

Artemis Fowl

Anubis

Alex Fierro

Gandalf

Jennifer and Cirilla

Yah. I read. (Anne Boleyn mentioned)

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Fav class?

Science and English

Fav color?

Pyrple and Black!

My school bag is purple and black

My umbrella is purple and black

My water bottle is purple and black

My oc has purple hair.

I'm obsessed

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