somedays i feel everything;; others are numbing

i laughed so hard just now that i spit on myself oh mmy god

I forgot my nan has an alexa so when my uncle was complaining and i said “alexa this is so sad play despacito” guess what fucking happened

don’t let fanfiction fool you into thinking that sex is real

i had a dream that the new Lingo was “big yeet” and it meant something like “mood and i hate it”

op this post is a big yeet

Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny

Time to put a little SPRING into your step.

I love him

who is traitor joe

and what did he do :/

May God bring his wrath down upon each and every one of you.