literally cry me a river

just blocked like 30 porn blogs can u guys stop… like wtf u trying to jack off to… my sadness?

does anyone have that “dont be racist. be like pewdiepie” pic

person one (yawning and rubbing eyes): i barely got any sleep last night  person two: oh all those bad bitches you got kept you up, huh? person one (forcing a smile): no, it was my anxiety and depression 😊 

i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room

it’s not you….it’s your zodiac sign

My favorite is the one pawprint on the bed omg.

it’s like the dog has gone awol but realises that he’s not allowed to go on the bed

anyone else dumb as fuck?