Mi rifugio tra le stelle

I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”

Già. In genere tutti con un ego mastodontico anche se coglioni totali.

2015 absolutely drained me. I need abouta 2 year long nap, see you in 2017, folks. don’t fucking vote for trump 

um. good morning and what the fuck 

Being an adult is having the “we have food at home” talk with yourself.

@ all clothing store employees im so sorry im so bad at folding i just wanted to look at it

Anno 2090. Inventato il rilevatore di vecchiaia interiore che emette un segnale d'allarme quando dici: “Sono le 22.00. È tardi”.

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I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

OMG IT’S BACK!

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

we’re gonna be weird adults