relocated

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“  boy, why are you crying?  ”

“  i wasn’t crying.  ”

“  it may hurt a little.  ”

“  i think it’s perfectly sweet of you.  ”

“  i shall give you a kiss, if you like.  ”

“  i’ve got to be there, i promised.  ”

“  my word is my bond.  ”

“  if it’s your time to go, it’s your time to go.  ”

“  don’t look at me!  ”

“  that’s very nice, dear.  ”

“  when are you going to stop acting like a child?  ”

“  grow up.  ”

“  look at you!  such a sweet thing!  ”

“  i’ve lost my marbles.  ”

“  so, you’ve become a pirate!  ”

“  will everybody just shut up?!  ”

“  you haven’t looked at them once.  ”

“  you are not being careful.  ”

“  now, you know where faeries come from, don’t you?  ”

“  you’re in charge now.  ”

“  it’s possible that this is some kind of ridiculous prank.  ”

“  how far back can you remember?  ”

“  i knew you’d forgotten!  ”

“  don’t you know who you are?  ”

“  maybe this means you’ll be twice as much fun.  ”

“  if less is more, there’s no end to me.  ”

“  i’m dying.  heading towards the white light.  i’ve left my body.  ”

“  my god, i think i killed it.  ”

“  please don’t!  i have a bad back! ”

“  who amongst us does not belong?  ”

“  you made a boo-boo.  ”

“  are you trying to do me out of my job?  ”

“  pick up your weapon.  ”

“  kill them.  kill them all.  ”

“  you’re not old enough to shave.  ”

“  what are you doing with that sword? ”

“  what is this?  lord of the flies preschool?  ”

“  i want to speak to a grown-up!  ”

“  we kill pirates.  ”

“  i’ve just had a sublime vision.  all the jagged parts of my life have come together to form a complete and mystical whole.  ”

“  my life is over.  ”

“  are you getting dramatic?  ”

“  don’t ever frighten me like that again.  ”

“  i think a bit of skulduggery would do you good.  ”

“  lie?  me?  never!  the truth is far too much fun.  ”

“  eat what?  there’s nothing here.  gandhi ate more than this!  ”

“  oil-dripping, beef-fart-sniffing bubble butt.  ”

“  someone has a severe caca mouth.  ”

“  i don’t like this game.  ”

“  i ran away.  ”

“  at that moment, something changed in me forever.  ”

“  i can see why you have trouble finding a happy thought.  ”

“  i wanted to be a father.  ”

“  don’t we have the greatest adventures?  ”

“  i like this game!  ask me another one.  ”

“  this is the only wish i’ve ever wished for myself.  ”

“  this… is really going to hurt.  ”

“  do something intelligent! ”

“  death is the only adventure you have left.  ”

“  to a ten year old, i’m huge.  ”

“  you owe me something.  ”

“  i can’t stay.  i’ve done what i came to do, and now i have to go back.  ”

“  do you know that place between sleep and awake, where you can still remember dreaming?  ”

“  have you ever known what it’s like to feel the exhilaration of really flying?  ”