𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂.

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“  all this has happened before, and it will all happen again.  ”

“  do hurry.  we mustn’t be late for the party, you know.  ”

“  if we don’t go to the party, i can never show my face in the office again.  ”

“  must we always take that nasty tonic?  ”

“  less noise, please.  ”

“  oh, you look simply lovely!  ”

“  what have you done to your shirt?  ”

“  i don’t want to grow up.  ”

“  goodness gracious, whatever shall we do?  sound the alarm!  call scotland yard!  ”

“  how can we expect the children to grow up and be practical when you’re as bad as they are?  ”

“  you look exactly the way i thought you would.  a little taller, perhaps.  ”

“  one can’t leave his shadow lying about.  ”

“  girls talk too much.  ”

“  i came to listen to the stories.  ”

“  my stories?  but they’re all about you.  ”

“  i’m so glad you came back tonight.  i might never have seen you.  ”

“  what would mother say?  ”

“  she says you’re a big, ugly girl.  ”

“  we ought to be tending to the business of looting ships.  ”

“  why, i’ve almost forgotten how to slit a throat.  ”

“  i hereby banish you forever.  ”

“  i shall try to be worthy of my post.  ”

“  first, we must plan our strategy.  ”

“  just imagine.  real, live mermaids!  ”

“  we were only trying to drown her.  ”

“  you dog.  ”

“  just exactly what do you think you are doing?  ”

“  come down, boy, if you’ve a taste for cold steel!  ”

“  oh, how dreadful.  ”

“  our best hiding place is the spanish main, sir.  ”

“  tomorrow, i leave the island, never to return.  ”

“  a real mother is the most wonderful person in the world.  ”

“  i propose we leave for home at once.  ”

“  wouldn’t it be more humane-like to slit his throat?  ”

“  aren’t you ashamed of yourselves?  ”

“  a thousand pardons, my dear.  i don’t believe you are in on our little joke.  ”

“  don’t be ridiculous!  ”

“  you mean more to me than anything in this whole world!  ”

“  this time you’ve gone too far!  ”

“  i’ll show you this ghost has blood in his veins.  ”

“  coward?  me?  ”

“  insolent youth, prepare to die!  ”

“  i’ll go away forever.  i’ll do anything you say.  ”

“  at your service, madam.  ”

“  could you tell me, sir, where we’re sailing?  ”

“  it was such a wonderful adventure.  ”

“  we sailed away on a ship in the sky.  ”

“  i’m going to bed.  ”

“  he really is wonderful, isn’t he?  ”

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“  boy, why are you crying?  ”

“  i wasn’t crying.  ”

“  it may hurt a little.  ”

“  i think it’s perfectly sweet of you.  ”

“  i shall give you a kiss, if you like.  ”

“  i've got to be there, i promised.  ”

“  my word is my bond.  ”

“  if it’s your time to go, it’s your time to go.  ”

“  don’t look at me!  ”

“  that’s very nice, dear.  ”

“  when are you going to stop acting like a child?  ”

“  grow up.  ”

“  look at you!  such a sweet thing!  ”

“  i’ve lost my marbles.  ”

“  so, you’ve become a pirate!  ”

“  will everybody just shut up?!  ”

“  you haven’t looked at them once.  ”

“  you are not being careful.  ”

“  now, you know where faeries come from, don’t you?  ”

“  you’re in charge now.  ”

“  it’s possible that this is some kind of ridiculous prank.  ”

“  how far back can you remember?  ”

“  i knew you’d forgotten!  ”

“  don’t you know who you are?  ”

“  maybe this means you’ll be twice as much fun.  ”

“  if less is more, there’s no end to me.  ”

“  i’m dying.  heading towards the white light.  i’ve left my body.  ”

“  my god, i think i killed it.  ”

“  please don’t!  i have a bad back! ”

“  who amongst us does not belong?  ”

“  you made a boo-boo.  ”

“  are you trying to do me out of my job?  ”

“  pick up your weapon.  ”

“  kill them.  kill them all.  ”

“  you’re not old enough to shave.  ”

“  what are you doing with that sword? ”

“  what is this?  lord of the flies preschool?  ”

“  i want to speak to a grown-up!  ”

“  we kill pirates.  ”

“  i’ve just had a sublime vision.  all the jagged parts of my life have come together to form a complete and mystical whole.  ”

“  my life is over.  ”

“  are you getting dramatic?  ”

“  don’t ever frighten me like that again.  ”

“  i think a bit of skulduggery would do you good.  ”

“  lie?  me?  never!  the truth is far too much fun.  ”

“  eat what?  there’s nothing here.  gandhi ate more than this!  ”

“  oil-dripping, beef-fart-sniffing bubble butt.  ”

“  someone has a severe caca mouth.  ”

“  i don’t like this game.  ”

“  i ran away.  ”

“  at that moment, something changed in me forever.  ”

“  i can see why you have trouble finding a happy thought.  ”

“  i wanted to be a father.  ”

“  don’t we have the greatest adventures?  ”

“  i like this game!  ask me another one.  ”

“  this is the only wish i’ve ever wished for myself.  ”

“  this... is really going to hurt.  ”

“  do something intelligent! ”

“  death is the only adventure you have left.  ”

“  to a ten year old, i’m huge.  ”

“  you owe me something.  ”

“  i can’t stay.  i’ve done what i came to do, and now i have to go back.  ”

“  do you know that place between sleep and awake, where you can still remember dreaming?  ”

“  have you ever known what it’s like to feel the exhilaration of really flying?  ”